Ask Kuolema and Yuureiko

[spookynoodles]

Kuolema shoved Yuureiko into a seemingly empty room, none too gently.

"Kuolema, you're kind of mean, I hope you know that," said Yuureiko softly as she settled herself in a chair. Kuolema tossed her hair in response.
"Yuureiko, it's only because you spent the last half hour dithering over whether or not we should even introduce ourselves."
"I'm nervous!"
"You're always nervous!"
"I-in any case, shouldn't we let people ask us questions? I'm certain they're a bit curious...I hope." Yuureiko stared at her feet and then glanced up at Kuolema who gave her what was supposed to be a kind smile. Unfortunately, it came out looking like an evil smirk.
"Kuolema, what are you up to?! I know you're a villain, but to your own sister?!"
"Wha-?! Yuureiko, I'm just trying to calm you down! God, you're such a spaz, little sister."
"I'm only younger by twenty-nine seconds!" retorted Yuureiko. Kuolema shrugged and made a motion as if to acknowledge people watching the twin sisters.
"Okay, come on then, ask us stuff! Go ahead!" she said as she plopped down in a chair.

[samedi]

"Alright." Ardent chimed from underneath Kuolema. "Will you get off of me?"

[spookynoodles]

Kuolema jumped up and whirled around, staring at the source of the voice she just heard.

"Yuureiko...I do believe that chair just spoke to me..."
"Sister, that's a person," said Yuureiko nervously as she held out her hand to shake Ardent's.
"U-um...we're very pleased to meet you. I'm sorry my sister sat on you like that," she said timidly. Kuolema nodded off to the side in agreement.

[Brandon Skyblade]

"If I say so, it serves you right for tripping me constantly." Brianna said, walking in with Brandon.
"We've lost count of how many topics we're in, huh?" Brandon asked his sister.
"Yep. Anyway, onto NOT totally derailing this topic!" Brianna answered, thinking of a good question to ask. "How's it like being twins like us?"
"Sis, you can admit that we're not actual twins here. Besides, that bit of us is a good point for others to exploit." Brandon interjected.
"Yeah. I'm afraid that Laz is gonna break you down the next time he brings that up...or even break ME down!" Brianna said back. "On another note, how's it going, Stiff-Ass Brit?"

[spookynoodles]

Yuureiko glanced at her sister awkwardly.
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"And what do you mean 'Stiff-Ass Brit'!? We're not British!" snapped Kuolema. Yuureiko grew flustered as she tried to settle her now irritated sister.
"Sister, really, I'm sure they didn't mean anything mean! I think they were just teasing!"
"Uh-huh, teasing, suuure. Just like how I was teasing you when I said the babysitter threw your fish in the blender. It wsa actually me," she sneered. Yuureiko's already pale face became ashen.
"What?!? You were the one who put Pringle in the blender?!" she cried.
"I lied," said Kuolema sticking out her tongue.
"Anyhow, we're doing fine. And you?" she asked as Yuureiko slid back into her chair in despair.

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Umm...I meant Ardent with the 'Stiff-Ass Brit' thing, not either of you." Brianna corrected. "Anyway, we're fine as well. Right, bro?"
"As 'fine' as we can get, I suppose...as to what that is, don't ask me." Brandon replied.
"Have you EVER talked to me in a positive light lately?" Brianna asked. "Not that I would rudely demand it...I'm just curious."
"I guess not...sorry, sis." Brandon apologized, frowning at his sister.
"Aww, that's okay. You don't have to say that." Brianna said, patting Brandon on the head. He would've normally gotten annoyed at it, but instead he merely laughed to himself.
"You know, I SHOULD be more positive nowadays! Starting right now! So, whaddya wanna do here, sis?" Brandon said.
"Uh...ask them questions?" Brianna said back, a bit weirded out by her brother's behavior.
"Alright!" Brandon answered confidently. "So...hmm, aha! Say, do you two enjoy each other's company?" He asked.

[spookynoodles]

Kuolema's face brightened as she hugged Yuureiko.
"I love my cute little sister! She's so easy to tease," she said cheerfully. Yuureiko squirmed in her sister's grasp.
"Kuolema scares me a bit..." she mumbled. Kuolema smiled.
"She's the only family I have left. I don't know what I'd do if I lost her," she said. Yuureiko giggled.
"I'm her morality pet," she said, "even though I usually can't stop her from doing bad things."
"You try, and that's what's important," said Kuolema as she stroked Yuureiko's hair.
"I don't know if you're teasing me or being serious now..." she grumbled.