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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 1, 2010 3:30:38 GMT -8
And the rest of her characters too.
"Well, technically you've got almost all OCs." Ratio pointed up, sitting back and crossing his arms, "All from the same story too. Honestly this is more like a glorified writing exercise than actual Roleplaying. You know that right."
"I know!" SP snapped at Ratio, "Look, I'm just trying to be hospitable here. That's what people do in these topics, they exercise hospitality."
"I honestly don't see a reason for it." Stephon chimed in, "You really don't know what you're doing."
"Well, what better way to learn?" I asked, "We've got a new forum, this is a new start. We ought to get things off right."
Shane shifted uncomfortably, "In the last topic I got possessed." he murmured.
"Well, yes.. yes you did." I replied.
"I killed myself with magic in the one before that."
"What's your point."
"What's going to happen to me here?"
"I don't know." I admitted, "You're depressing enough."
"Well, come on then!" Seven cried, "Lets get this show on the road!"
Cast of OCs is as follows:
Ratio Seven Wyatt Rachen Clefina Averis Shane Maric Stephon Celeste Antoine Lazarus Tori Clayton Aye Sian Talon
Also I have a couple of puppets.
"I possessed Shane once!" Yami Marik chimed in.
I sighed, "Yes you did, Marik, yes you did."
Puppets are:
Yami Marik (YGO) Ramza Beoulve(FFT) Gary Oak (Pokemon) (Technically I RPed as him once <_< >_>)
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Post by Alastor on Nov 1, 2010 4:54:03 GMT -8
Deadpool rode his scooter in, running over Shane. Who got better, beyond a newfound hatred. "Are Gary MOTHERFUCKIN' Oak?" the merc asked, reading a small book. Bakura waved at Shane, "Sorry about that!"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 1, 2010 7:32:29 GMT -8
"What's that?" Maric squinted into the distance, spying what appeared to be a figure coming up on them with great speed.
"Looks like a Merc on a scooter." Celeste commented.
"A wha-..." Shane began, before being promptly bowled over by Deadpool.
Maric and Celeste winced a little. Ratio laughed.
"Why is it always me?" Shane moaned.
"Because you're depressing." Stephon replied.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 1, 2010 7:42:40 GMT -8
"B...T...B...in position. It's showtime, gir-I mean, guys. My bad, bro." "...Just go, you quote train." "Roger. We're-a-go in three...two...one...MARK!"
The trio burst through the ceiling, with Brandon and Twili hitting the ground perfectly, but Brianna landing on top of an already-flattened Shane. "Wonderful, Half-Mage broke my fall...which I didn't need. Thanks a lot." Brianna said, annoyed. Meanwhile, Brandon stared at the near-staggering amount of OC's Pichu had control of. "Holy hell, you don't think that's getting carried away a bit?" He said to Pichu. "And...Ramza and Gary. I can't possibly see why you have that combination of puppets." "Cause Pichu likes having a badass character stand side-by-side with a pretentious jerk?" Twili said, giggling as she knew that Gary was gonna get pissed off.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 1, 2010 15:59:40 GMT -8
"Well, they are all my OCs." SP admitted, "They're from a long ongoing story I'm writing, but I loves them too much. So I roleplay with them too."
Shane gazed up at Bakura, "It's alright." he said, offering a shaky smile, "I've been worse off."
Promptly Brianna fell from the sky and landed on him. Shane retracted that statement mentally.
But I'll get revenge eventually. he thought with a sly smile.
Gary Oak looked up, "Damn right I'm Gary Motherfuckin' Oak! You got a problem with that?" he asked, twirling a pokeball on the tip of his finger, "Or are you just scared. You can't ignore ignore it you know."
"Ignore what?" Ramza frowned.
"My girth."
Ramza lowered his head a little bit, "I am but a squire." he said, "Even though I get one of the most broken classes in the game and I'm in love with my sister."
*coughitwasbetterthandenimcough*
Ratio sauntered forwards, looking over the Skyblades, "The hell are you?" he asked.
"That's what I said." Stephon said, "They're strange."
"No, no really, the HELL are you, and what are you doing on MY topic?" he crossed his arms.
"We've been written out for about thirty pages." Seven pointed out.
"Thirty of two hundred." Ratio replied, "It's MY topic."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 1, 2010 16:12:46 GMT -8
"That's where you're wrong." Brianna said, getting up. "OH GEEZ, here we go..." Brandon said, preemptively facepalming.
"You see, it's not really YOUR topic. It's your creator's. So, whatever Pichu wants with her topic goes. And if that means killing you AGAIN...she can arrange that with no remorse. Course, these types of topics have Reraise on all of them..." She turned to Ramza for a moment. "That's Life3 if you're the PS1 Ramza instead of PSP Ramza." She turned back to Ratio. "So you'll just be revived with any and all memories of the time up to your untimely and/or hilariously funny demise. Like Stephon here. I cut off the idiot's head when he let his guard down and now he's fit as a fiddle." She paused, waiting for Stephon to flip out.
"That...makes...sense!?" Brandon said, completely enthra-"SKYBLADE, YOU FINISH THAT DRAGON QUEST 9 QUOTE AND YOUR HEAD IS NEXT!"-never mind. "Well, it does make perfect sense. Leader or not, Ratio, Pichu's the boss here. As is Skyblade for our topic." Twili added.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 1, 2010 16:52:47 GMT -8
"Technically she didn't make the first topic." Wyatt pointed out, "She, Corte, Trickster Rose and BB hijacked it."
Ratio crossed his arms, "As if she'd be anywhere without me." he snorted, "I'm her best character."
"Not true!" Shane said, "I was there first!"
"Your name is half-mage, you're under a scooter right now, and you die horribly half way through your segment of the story. I'm Horatio Vartle, leader of the Brotherhood and the greatest mage in the world." Ratio smirked, "I fail to see a comparison here."
"She created you so that people would hate you and want you to die at the end." Shane pointed out, "and as far as the cannon goes, I'm the woobie. What now?"
Ratio snorted, "Half-mage. I win."
I shrugged, "They go on like this. It isn't the first time they've had this fight. Weird because they're not even alive at the same time."
Ramza shook his head, "Actually it's still called reraise in FFT PS1. There are no Life spells. Theres Raise 1, Raise 2 and Reraise."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 1, 2010 17:34:22 GMT -8
"Oh, my bad for that mix-up. Christ, can't Square stick to ONE damn set of spell names and be done with it? Last time I checked, I think Raise 1 and Raise 2 are now Raise and Arise!" Brianna said.
"Oh, Horatio...poor poor Horatio." Brandon said, not caring if he preferred to only be called Ratio. "You see, not only is Shane the first character, which kind of automatically entitles him to a HUGE amount of personal experience, as does our trio and creator...but it's what IN those experiences that makes him the best. I mean, she used to RP with him in Final Fantasy. THE FIRST ONE. Which may or may not be the NES version, but that's beside the point, though the NES one may help further that experience based on the time frame. Pichu's does so much crap with him and TO him that a special bond is formed between her and the character. Not anything like love, but the yearning of nostalgia. Remembering all the special times her party once had, despite the simplicity of the game. Transferring that into a piece of paper or a wall of text on a computer is quite a magical feeling to get used to."
"SUM. THIS SHIT. UP." Brianna said, sick of the lecture. "Basically, from what I said..." Brandon walked over to Shane and helped him up, then making his arms move to mimic Sub-Zero's victory pose. "SHANE. WINS." He said in a deep, narrator like voice.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 1, 2010 18:53:19 GMT -8
"Yes" SP smiled, "Like that time against the Air fiend where all I had was a few phoenix downs, a couple of potions and Shane as the only party member alive with a hitpoint left. By some miracle the fiend decided to use a physical attack against him which he blocked with his CLOAK and proceeded to Phoenix down Maric, who revived Celeste, who revived Stephon, who got healed by a potion from Shane and then proceeded to win the battle." a smile, "Ah, they were good times." she smiled, "Or back when I didn't know you could revive people at the churches and Shane and Maric both got killed, and I trekked around with only Celeste and Stephon in my party trying to gather up enough gil to buy two phoenix downs."
Ratio blinked, "You're actually taking his side?" he asked, disbelief written all over his face.
I shrugged, "Well, I did mean what I said. You are my best character. Most intricate backstory I think, interesting to read, fun to write for." I smirked, "But Shane's still my favorite."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 1, 2010 19:09:16 GMT -8
Brandon fist pumped, Final Fantasy style, in his victory. "HAH, how's that for irony!?" Brianna pointed out, what with Pichu using FF in her example as Brandon had. "Oh wait, wait! I think Ratio's RATIO of arguments is 0:1 about now! HA! HA! HA!" Suddenly, Brandon stopped, hearing crickets chirping all of a sudden. "You've stooped to the creative humor level of Wall Street Kid, how do you feel?" Twili asked pretentiously. "...Like crap now." Brianna replied. "Anyway..." Brandon said before re-igniting his two-frame victory pose. "You just got pwned, F T W!~" He sang.
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Post by samedi on Nov 1, 2010 19:44:15 GMT -8
Ardent came mostly out no where, but probably out of somewhere had anyone noticed him walk in, bat in hand. He then tried to hit Ratio with it.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 1, 2010 19:51:00 GMT -8
"Kids normally are off limits but..." Deadpool said, getting up anr runnig to Gary, promtly kneeing him in the crouch, "They told me to say 'pika pii'!" (And gave me 5000 dollars.) his thought box said.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 2, 2010 3:10:44 GMT -8
Ratio kneeded his temples, "No, honestly, who let them in here and why are they still breathing?"
"Part of that equation is the fact that you haven't made them stop yet." Seven pointed out, "You're usually the one who does the merciless killing around here."
"Unfortunately in this world they'd just come back." Ratio sighed, "It's no fun when you can't make someone gurgle with agony."
All of a sudden something hit Ratio hard over the back of the head. He turned and saw Ardent, holding a baseball bat, "What the devil-..." his eyes narrowed, "Ye gods, you again."
"Hi Ardent!" Averis chirped, a grin crossing her face.
Ratio sighed, "Well if I can't kill anyone at least this is justified." he took a miniature Captain Picard figurine and smacked Ardent up the side of the head with it.
"Captain Picard?" Seven asked.
"Indeed it is."
"Why?"
"It's captain Picard." Ratio replied, "Why not?"
In the meantime Gary found himself getting kneed in the Pokeballs. Tears sprang to his eyes as he collapsed to the ground, holding his throbbing jewels.
"Y-.. you... bastard." he squeaked, He looked up, "Quick, Growlithe, screw someone over."
Gary's Growlithe proceeded to go up to a five year old trained holding a Caterpie and set the two on fire. Then he ran up to Deadpool and set him on fire as well.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 2, 2010 3:23:36 GMT -8
Deadpool quickly got better, promtly deciding to keep the pokemon as a pet/flamethrower, stealing Gary's Pokeball.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 2, 2010 4:19:20 GMT -8
"Screw the Snag Balls, we got good ole Wade here!" Brianna chirped.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 2, 2010 5:35:00 GMT -8
"Screw the Snag Balls, we got good ole Wade here!" Brianna chirped. "Plus I can sell it to my bestest buddy, Cable. When he's alive again." Deadpool chimed.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 2, 2010 5:51:47 GMT -8
"Shall I summon him for ya?" Brianna generously asked. "Sis, we'd make a terrible puppet out of him. We can't remember what his personality is supposed to be." Brandon countered. "Say wait, why Cable again?" Brianna asked.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 2, 2010 11:30:11 GMT -8
"Because, Cable is probally my nephew three times removed to the second power." Deadpool explained, drawing the Summers family tree on the wall. (And we're both Liefeld creations.)
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 2, 2010 11:33:52 GMT -8
"That was THE worst explanation of family relations I've ever heard in my life." Brandon said, sighing. "Oh, Brandon..." Brianna said playfully. "Ye merciful gods, what?" Brandon said. "You haven't noticed anything new?" Brianna said, swinging her body back and forth. "Uh...she means our text, Brandon." Twili pointed out, seeing as it's now blue. "Wait, what? YE GODS, how did you do that!?" Brandon yelled. "Let's just say it's my little secret." Brianna said, winking at him.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 2, 2010 17:21:05 GMT -8
"No it's not!" Tori chimed in, "You should hear about how I'm related to Stephon."
Stephon bit his lip, "How about we just leave it at 'our mother was a whore' and go with that."
"Hey!" Clefina raised an eyebrow at Stephon, "I liked you better as Elias."
Stephon shrugged, "Well I never said you weren't a nice whore."
In the mean time Gary Oak was recovering from his ball kick.
"Nooo my Growlithe!" He cried, "Now what can I use to nuke level three oddishes in the middle of the viridian forest."
"There aren't any..." SP began.
"No one cares. They couldn't hear you over my awesome." Gary interrupted, grinning.
Yami Marik sighed, "When do I get a turn to talk?" he asked, "Maybe I should possess something. Seems to be the only thing I'm good at."
"At least you're good at something." Maric sighed.
"Amen." Malak chimed in.
"Malak?" Ramza raised an eyebrow, "How'd you get in here?"
"Well, ever since you made me into a time mage..." Malak began.
"Ohh, I'm sorry." Maric winced.
"It was an improvment." Malak sighed, dejected.
"Wow," Yami Marik blinked, "You really do suck."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 2, 2010 17:35:46 GMT -8
"Hey Melvin, remember when Deadpool and his dog kicked your ass? Ohhh man, that may have ended my fight with Stephon early, but I should have reveled in that a bit more." Brianna said. "Sis, he's just gonna Mind Crush you if you piss him off-actually...KEEP DOING IT!" Brandon said, remembering the effect it had on Brianna. "Nice try, but I'll shut up about him there." Brianna replied, smirking. "Try again, bro." "Gah...least I have one polite person here." Brandon said, turning to Twili...who wasn't paying attention to anything going on. "OH, FOR ANNA'S SAKE!" "Huh? Did I miss something important, Brandon?" Twili asked, now noticing his stare. "Nothing...ye merciful gods, I-...WHAT IN THE HELL IS SO GODDAMN CATCHY ABOUT THAT PHRASE!?" Brandon yelled, amazed that he keeps saying it. "YOU!" He pointed at Pichu. "HOW did you manage to make a simple line so freaking popular with the three of us!?"
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Post by Alastor on Nov 2, 2010 17:36:08 GMT -8
Deadpool shot Yami Marik. "And boom goes the dynomite."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 2, 2010 17:40:11 GMT -8
Deadpool shot Yami Marik. "And boom goes the dynomite." Brianna went to Deadpool and mimicked what Brandon did with Shane, instead on Deadpool now. "DEADPOOL. WINS!" "I swear to Anna, if you somehow make a series with that guy, I'm gonna lose it." Brandon said, his rage rising. "Uh, are you suffering from short-term memory loss? WE HAVE ONE!" Brianna countered. "What the-oh, you've got to be freaking kidding me. I think I'm going more insane than Shane is! And considering he originally accused me of being so, he can just revel in it! Then again, this is for different reasons..." Brandon said.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 2, 2010 18:44:23 GMT -8
"I fall!" Yami Marik cried, promptly dying.
Ramza sighed, "Oh please don't start that again." he sighed, "I thought we were over this."
"Dishonor!" Marak rushed forward, stabbing deadpool brutally.... with a stick.
Maric shook his head, "No, you'll probably never be as insane as Shane is."
"I'm not insane." Shane smiled, "Sir Carris said I'm just mentally disturbed."
"That's..." Maric sighed, "That too."
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Post by Alastor on Nov 2, 2010 19:00:05 GMT -8
Deadpool mused the thought of dying, "Alas! I die!"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 2, 2010 19:35:20 GMT -8
"I... I did it?" Marach blinked, "Praise Ajora! I did it! I actually killed someone!"
"Why do you keep changing your name?" Ramza asked.
"What?" Malak frowned.
"Stop it!" Ramza cried.
Yami Malik sighed, "You see, this is why we need a better way to tranrate things from Japanese to Engrish. Things can get rost in tlansration."
Maric blinked, "I'm confused again."
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Post by Alastor on Nov 2, 2010 19:37:45 GMT -8
Deadpool stood back up. "Very sloppy."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 2, 2010 19:45:54 GMT -8
"Well you're one to talk." Marach crossed his arms, "You didn't have to stab someone through with a blunt object. I came back from the dead for this you know!"
"Tell me about it." Ratio murmured.
"Wait.." Marach blinked staring at Deadpool, "My god! He's alive!"
Ramza shrugged, "Kill him again? Maybe he had reraise."
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Post by Alastor on Nov 2, 2010 19:49:11 GMT -8
"Naw. Immortality and healing factor."
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Post by samedi on Nov 2, 2010 23:12:21 GMT -8
Taking a moment to recover, Ardent shook his head and tried again, this time going for the back of Ratio's thigh. Sadly, Ardent couldn't throw much weight around.
"Hi Averis." He said distractedly as he tried to work out just how Ratio was still standing.
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