Speak in Twitardian!

[Traitor]

OME! Lyk, skool is out 4 all my BFFs (my mom howmskools me) so were gonna go watch BREAKNIG DAWN PART 2!!!!11!!!111!1!!! Then were gonna go passed tht B-I-C-T-H (mom dossent lyk me sayying bad words) Karens howse and poop on her yard cuz shes Teem Jaccob an tht meens she should BURN IN HELL OME EDWURD IS SO HOT AND SEXY HOW CULD ANOYNE PREFFER JACKOB???!111?!11???!! Santas gonna give her B-U-T-H-O-E-L aids for Cullenmas (lol geddit its lyk cristmas but for da Cullens)!!!!11!!!1

Next topic: there's a cute guy at your place of work/PTA/primary school/mental asylum. Talk about him.

While I curl into a ball and try not to cry...

[makoeyes]

_{Wow, I honestly forgot I even created this thread.}

OMG OMG OMG OMG DIS TOTES SEXHE GYU @ MAH WRKO!11111111111111! EH LOKS SO MCUH LIEK RPATTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM TOTES GOAN STATR FOLLWOGNI IHM AORUND11111111111111111111

(Sorry, been a while since I played this game.)

Harry Potter is far sexier than Edward.

[Ozymandias II]

i feelz bard 4 sayin do BUT i kinda tinkk hary potr wz hawtr den Edwerd. OMFG I CANT BELEEVZ I WROT DAT RPATTZ IN SOOOO SRY LUVS U 4EVAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!

I say, fellow admirers of the Twilight series, I do believe I found the relationship between the lady Bella and the charming lycanthropic fellow Jacob to be far superior. I found Jacob more aesthetically pleasing and do not care for negative feedback as it is my personal preference. A good day to you all.

[makoeyes]

YO FLLEOW TWIHARDS R THEIR N-E TEAM JACBOSRS NI DIS SIGHT?!!!!11 JACBO DA WERWOFL IS WEIGH SMEXEHER HTAN DAT WAKLING COPRSE!!!!!1111!!11 IF U DONT LIEK MAH OIPNOION U CNA FUKC OFF HATERS!!!!11 XOXO

Drew from degrassi is a psychopath.

[Ozymandias II]

OMFG dru form dat canafa shoh dgrass is SOOOO HAWT CUZ HEZ LIKK EDDWOOD!!!!!!1111!! I LUVZORZZ HEEM!!!!APLZ!!!!1!

According to several sources, Edward shows all the signs of being a creep stalker.

[makoeyes]

OMG EWDARD IS SONOT A CEERPY STAKLER1111111111 EH OLYN FALLOWS BELA AROWND B/C HE AWNTS 2 PROTCET HER!!1111!11111111!

BD Part 2 is getting nominated for a bunch of Razzies.

[Ozymandias II]

OMFG i herd brekkin dahn 2 is getten a buncha awrdsss!!!!!!!1! it TOTES shood getz ALLA dem!!111!

Renesmee should have at least sang the Michigan J. Frog song as she was chestbursting out of Bella.

[makoeyes]

i haet 2 admit dis gyus but i kidna tink resneezeme shulod ahve sung da alein song from sPaceballs hwen Beall gav brith 2 hre lool. DX

Renesmee is the Antichrist.

[Traitor]

OMEOMEOMEOMEOME! HWO KAN U SYA THT???//?/? RENEZMAY IZ LIEK SOOOOOOOO CYUTE!!!111!11!!! IF U DONT LIEK IT DONT REEDF IT AN DONT FUKIN TALK SHIT ABUT RENEXZMY CAUSE SHES LEIK SOO MUCHB ETA TAN NE1 IN HRY POTGTA I MEEN WHAT FKUIN BULLHSIT SI THAT BOKO NO VAMPS IN IT -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10 NEVA BYE BOOKZ WITH NO VAMYORED BECUZ THEYRE WILL NOT BE NE GUS CHRAKTORS IN IT ONLY STUIPD HUMZ WHO RNT FUKIN SEXAH LIEK TYEH CVULLINZ!!!!!1!11!!!111111!!!!!!1! THA FRIST AMMANDINT SEZ DONT FUYKIN HAET ON SHIT SO FUK OG!"""""""""" OME FUK OF HATWERD NOOOOOOOOO1 CARS!!!111!!!!!111!!! FUKIN DUE!

While their stories are different, the themes present in Twilight are markedly similar to those in classic literature, eg. Romeo and Juliet.

[makoeyes]

Jan 24, 2013 9:40:37 GMT -8 Traitor said:

OMEOMEOMEOMEOME! HWO KAN U SYA THT???//?/? RENEZMAY IZ LIEK SOOOOOOOO CYUTE!!!111!11!!! IF U DONT LIEK IT DONT REEDF IT AN DONT FUKIN TALK SHIT ABUT RENEXZMY CAUSE SHES LEIK SOO MUCHB ETA TAN NE1 IN HRY POTGTA I MEEN WHAT FKUIN BULLHSIT SI THAT BOKO NO VAMPS IN IT -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10 NEVA BYE BOOKZ WITH NO VAMYORED BECUZ THEYRE WILL NOT BE NE GUS CHRAKTORS IN IT ONLY STUIPD HUMZ WHO RNT FUKIN SEXAH LIEK TYEH CVULLINZ!!!!!1!11!!!111111!!!!!!1! THA FRIST AMMANDINT SEZ DONT FUYKIN HAET ON SHIT SO FUK OG!"""""""""" OME FUK OF HATWERD NOOOOOOOOO1 CARS!!!111!!!!!111!!! FUKIN DUE!

While their stories are different, the themes present in Twilight are markedly similar to those in classic literature, eg. Romeo and Juliet.

OME gyus u no waht makses Twiligt enev coleor??!??!??!11111 DA FATC THAT ITS LIEK ROMOE AND JULEIT!1111!11!1 R adN J is oen of da graetest lvoe storys of al tiem, so Stefanei mEyar is a geenyus for makin Twligith liek R and J!1111one!oneoneone!111apple

I think I drank too much last night. This hangover's killing me.

[Ozymandias II]

OMGGG im soooooooo drunkrz. DRUNKD ON EEEDWERDDDD! Hez mi onw brnd a herionn!

When it comes to golden-eyed Edwards, only a short State Alchemist with the last name Elric will do!

[makoeyes]

OME!11!!!!!! EDARD CULEIN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MCUH COOLLER HTAN HOOEVER DA FUCK THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!! DWEARD IS SO SXE ADN CTUE AND BADAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! NBODIY LIEKS HAURTS SOOOO U CAN FUCK OFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Spongebob's physical strength is quite inconsistent.

*is watching the show right now*

[Ozymandias II]

omf spingbpb is STOOPID y cnt he b strongr liek EDuARD!!!!!1 edwad cood beet up da HUKL if he wanned!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonder Woman should go in and smack the sexism out of damn near everyone in the Twilight series.

[makoeyes]

WTF IS DIS BULLSIHT!!??!?!!/1//1?!?/!?!//1? TWLGHTL IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT SXEIST (BTU ET IS SEXY) U BICH111111111111111 BELAL IS A SNTORNG WAMON!!11!!!!! HSE PNCUEDH A WEARWLFO ADN IS SNOTRNGER DAN EMIT!!!!!!!11! HES AWS WILLNG TO FUCKNGI DIIIIIIIE FOR HER BBAY!!!!!!1!!!!! SHE CUT REH ANDH TO SPTO VICOTRIA ND WON DA BATLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!applesauce! HSE PROCETDED EVERY1 WHITH ER LUV SHEILD ADN STOPED DA VOLTRIU ORFM WINING!!!!!!!!1!11! DAN ALCIE IS BADSS 2 AND CNA FHGIT AND EVRYTIGN!!!111111 WHTA MROE DO U POEPL WANT?11111111111111 AND ESH AND BLLEA WOOD SO TOTES BAET UP HOOEVER DA FUCK WONRED BTCH IS!!!!! SO FUCK OFFF HATERZ GONN HTAE!!!!!!!!11111!11

*I'm kind of disgusted with myself after that. *

I am going to fire my laser beam.

[Ozymandias II]

IMA SHINW A LIITE ON EDDAR AN ALL HEES SPARKLEEZ WIL MKAE A LZRR BEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1 DAZZL MEH EDWRAD!!!111111111111!11111

I'm getting pretty excited for the upcoming Sailor Moon reboot.

[makoeyes]

Feb 2, 2013 12:20:25 GMT -8 Ozymandias II said:

IMA SHINW A LIITE ON EDDAR AN ALL HEES SPARKLEEZ WIL MKAE A LZRR BEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1 DAZZL MEH EDWRAD!!!111111111111!11111

I'm getting pretty excited for the upcoming Sailor Moon reboot.

Im leik soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo totes exeyeted for te nwe sIalro Mono ting dats cummin out. OME I gtota gio right smeo xover fcis betwean it and Twhlight!!!!!!!!!!!!111

I'm sorry fellow Twilighters, but I must admit that one of the few things that disappointed me about the series was its lack of LGBT characters. Imho, it would've enriched the series more if we had gotten a good romance between two people of the same gender.

[Ozymandias II]

OGM u no wut woolda maed da Twilite seeres evn BETTR??!!!!! YAOIII!!!!1111!! Da boyz r SOOOOO HAWTZRZ N DEY TOTTES GOTTA MAKES OWT!!!11!1 EDAWRD IS SOOOOOOO A UKE!111!!

I just bought the Last Unicorn on DVD! I like how it handled that things don't and shouldn't always end in the guy and girl getting together in the end.

(Sidenote: I actually like slash, but only if the guys are kept in character and I HATE the "seme/uke" thing which is basically your typical sexist/rapist "romance" from before the feminist movements {so, Twilight more or less}, but apparently it's "OK" because it's a guy who's weak and ineffectual being abused and raped and...this is a rant for another topic.)

[makoeyes]

i sjut boguht da Lsta Unicron on dvd nd i lvoded it!1 i htea hwo htey dint get 2gthere at da end thugho. Tru wuv makse everuyhting betta!1!

The Walking Dead is so sad. I know it's a zombie apocalypse, but I wish didn't have to be so depressing.

*a marathon is on today*

(Sidenote: I like slash too, and I agree with you completely We can discuss it here.)

[Madame Celeste]

Lyk omg waklyn dedz fuukyn SUXXX it so saad n deeprissyn, y cnt it b moor lyk twylit witch izz soo haaaapee n naise n guud?!?!!!

In Soviet Russia, Twilight reads YOU!