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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 22, 2010 18:39:18 GMT -8
To sum it up: The various RPU members replacing the original Power Rangers with their own characters in the roles. Said roles are preset and posted in the OOC thread. Remember, do NOT only replace appearances. The entire character is replaced, name included (i.e.-Brandon is still Brandon, saying "Brandon as Billy" is merely saying that Billy was the placeholder).
If any one else wishes to be a part of it (or in blue's/samedi's case, post when their character isn't a Ranger/other character yet/anymore), go ahead and post a side character to interact with everyone else. Hell, be a Monster of the Day for all I care, that'd be even better.
Without further ado...we need Pichu and prime to start it up.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 23, 2010 15:55:18 GMT -8
((Alright, I THINK I have the jist of how this works.))
Lazarus wasn't sure exactly how long he'd been floating around in a giant space can. He knew that he'd been sealed away by Mana a long time ago for threatening death upon young children, possessing people, being a demon, and just for generally being a jerkass. Lazarus didn't think it was very fair. After all, Ratio was a jerkass too, and aside from the whole possessing people and threatening to kill a bunch of children Lazarus hadn't done THAT much bad. But floating around the multiverse trapped inside a handy dandy evil containment device wasn't quite doing it for him. As the years progressed Lazarus became more and more bitter and came up with a decision.
I'm going to destroy their entire damn planet. he thought, Why? Because with the amount of destruction I've been MISSING causing for all these years, it MUST at least equal the destruction of a planet somehow or other. Also I'm bored and angry.
And so on the 1000th year (or however many. It didn't really matter to Lazarus, he would call it 1000 anyway) finally the sealed evil can was broken, and his power was unleashed.
"Fwahahaha!!" Lazarus laughed as he was finally released from his prison, "After 1000 years I am finally free to wreak havoc upon the multiverse!" he reared up, destroying the poor fools who had thought to release him (because he's a douche) and then set his sights on a planet to destroy.
"There." he grinned, "This one is perfect. It will make the nicest bang when I needlessly obliterate it from existence." he grinned, "and the best part is, there's no one alive in the Multiverse who can stop me!"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 31, 2010 16:41:32 GMT -8
(While we're waiting for Prime, let's at least have our first five interact.)
Meanwhile, at the Multi-verse Juice Bar! (uh...CONTINUITY!~)
Brandon and Twili were busy sword-sparring in the inter-connected gym while everyone else hung out. Brianna didn't want to come today, as she would much rather patrol previous worlds they had visited to make sure that they're safe.
Normally, Twili would have the upper hand, as Brandon would sometimes get reckless with her constant defense. However, he seemed to keep his cool today, having learned his lesson multiple times. They sword-locked after a point, taking the time to chat while locked in. "You're getting better, Brandon." Twili said. "Thanks. I think I've actually learned not to get totally reckless from you." Brandon said back. "It wasn't really from me. It was more from noticing your own mistakes. I was just the one you sparred with." Twili replied. "Still, thanks for helping me realize that." Brandon said.
Twili took the chance to shove Brandon down the moment he got soft on her. "Now, you gotta learn now to let your guard down." She said, retracting her sword after pointing it at his face. "Whew...you're right. You win AGAIN, Twili." Brandon said, sighing. "Alright, Ratio, pay up. We said if I won, Ardent gets us smoothies, and if she won, you would." "It was behind your back, sure, which seems unlike me...but, I'm still CAPABLE of that behavior sometimes, right?" Twili said, smiling.
Edit: As of this moment, 1111 posts, 11 Karma...wow, that's too weird.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Jan 19, 2011 19:30:03 GMT -8
((Alright, I THINK I have the jist of how this works.)) Lazarus wasn't sure exactly how long he'd been floating around in a giant space can. He knew that he'd been sealed away by Mana a long time ago for threatening death upon young children, possessing people, being a demon, and just for generally being a jerkass. Lazarus didn't think it was very fair. After all, Ratio was a jerkass too, and aside from the whole possessing people and threatening to kill a bunch of children Lazarus hadn't done THAT much bad. But floating around the multiverse trapped inside a handy dandy evil containment device wasn't quite doing it for him. As the years progressed Lazarus became more and more bitter and came up with a decision. I'm going to destroy their entire damn planet. he thought, Why? Because with the amount of destruction I've been MISSING causing for all these years, it MUST at least equal the destruction of a planet somehow or other. Also I'm bored and angry.And so on the 1000th year (or however many. It didn't really matter to Lazarus, he would call it 1000 anyway) finally the sealed evil can was broken, and his power was unleashed. "Fwahahaha!!" Lazarus laughed as he was finally released from his prison, "After 1000 years I am finally free to wreak havoc upon the multiverse!" he reared up, destroying the poor fools who had thought to release him (because he's a douche) and then set his sights on a planet to destroy. "There." he grinned, "This one is perfect. It will make the nicest bang when I needlessly obliterate it from existence." he grinned, "and the best part is, there's no one alive in the Multiverse who can stop me!" Unfortunately for Lazarus, he had jinxed himself with those words. "Danger! Danger!" Screamed Tyler, feeling the earth shake, and right when he was sucking on some helium too. "It's the big one! And now it will all be destroyed!" His grip tightened on the corpse of a baby otter he treated like a stuffed animal. "Calm down Tyler, it's Lazarus! He's escaped and he's attacking the planet!" "Wait, what's with the fake accent?" "It's not fake, I'm supposed to be British." "Well it doesn't sound very convincing-" "SILENCE! I HAVE A WONDERFUL OXFORD ACCENT!" The ground shook even more violently. "Aie Aie Aie!" muttered Tyler, trying to stay up and not land on the ground. "What should we do?!" He asked the floating one eyed head. "Teleport to us five overbearing and overemotional humans!" Tyler's face turned from bad to worse. "No! Not that! Not Teenagers and Mages!" "That's correct Tyler," said Mana. "I was afraid of that..." Muttered Tyler as he went up to the control panel. "Still, why not get specialized adults instead?" "Trust me, teenagers actually work a lot better, this is a super sentai after all." "A what?" "Just port the damn angst machines in here." Tyler sighed as he pressed a few buttons, complying to his older brother's wishes.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jan 19, 2011 19:44:27 GMT -8
((Meh, guess I ain't giving Ratio enough time to retort to the smoothie thing. XD))
Brandon and Twili could barely keep their footing as the quake struck. "What in the hell!? Okay, next time we pick a spot, let's NOT pick the earthquake-ridden state, alright!?" Brandon shouted. "I don't know...this doesn't seem right. There wasn't any buildup to this at all, how could it be so sudden?" Twili replied. "Does it matter!? We've gotta...hey, what's this feeling?" Brandon asked, feeling much lighter than before. "It feels like we're being taken somewhere else...but where?" Twili said back.
Their bodies were soon converted into light energy, with Brandon's light shining blue and Twili's a bright pink. Their light shot up into the air, passing through the ceiling and into the sky.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Jan 20, 2011 15:10:36 GMT -8
"I won't lie, that's one weird teleporting system..." muttered Mana. Right then there was a click then a consistent beeping of a timer. "Oh! My show is on!"
"You mean your cheap ass soap operas?" Deadpanned Tyler.
"They're stories!"
"And shouldn't you be here to...you know, welcome the new power rangers?"
"Don't worry, by the time Surfingpichu makes a post, I'll have finished my show." mused Mana.
"...What was that about a surfing pikachu?"
"Oh nothing." With that the head disappeared, leaving Tyler to stare at the empty tube, then the place where the new power rangers would appear.
Tyler frowned at the teleporter. "Screw it," he decided, "I'm gonna go play Robot Unicorn..."
(Seriously, why did Alpha and Zordon leave the immediate area, even for a few seconds if they knew the PRs would be teleported there?)
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jan 20, 2011 15:55:09 GMT -8
(Speaking of unicorns, FUN FACT...while we wait for Pichu: Billy's Thunderzord is the Unicorn, therefore he says "Triceratops Unicorn Thunderzord Power!" when calling it. =P)
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jan 20, 2011 18:52:28 GMT -8
Ratio sighed a little bit. Sometimes there were people he regretted letting into his martial arts/fencing/totally-not-underground-occult-workings-in-any-way-shape-or-form classes. He might have been the leader, but with all of the newcomers around getting in his hair he felt the entire affair was starting to get ridiculous. At this rate he'd never have time to finish his definitely-not-a-summoning-circle.
"I didn't promise you anything." Ratio said, a bored note in his voice, "I said I'd bet that Twili would win. 'Would' being the working phrase here. I never promised you anything." he shrugged, "Besides, I'm the instructor of this class for no discernible reason. I think you should give me twenty laps."
"That's definitely not what a kind and just leader would say." a young girl in capris and a bright green pullover piped up, "Ye gods what sort of future leader of a bunch of fighting teenagers are you?"
"What?" Ratio frowned, "Teenagers? I'm twenty-seven! What're you trying to say Averis."
Averis just grinned, "You know I'm smarter than you." she said, "You shouldn't leave your summoning circles in the middle of the floor you know. It gives us away."
"What summoning circles?" Ratio asked, "I don't know what you're talking ab-..."
Before Ratio could finish the ground began to shake rather violently throwing Averis to the ground.
"Ye gods! What's the meaning of all this?" Ratio cried looking around. He and Averis rushed out into the middle of the room, conveniently positioning himself and Averis into a W shaped battle formation, perfect for that of a bunch of world saving multicolored teenagers.
"I guess we're going to find out." Averis shrugged, sipping on a blue slushie absently, "Want some?"
"Not right now Averis." Ratio shook his head, "We have an opening series of events arc to fulfill."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jan 20, 2011 19:28:27 GMT -8
((All we need now is samedi and we're set for the first team! =D))
*A few seconds before the initial teleport...* "Event arcs? Ratio, you're not...ye gods, I'd expect BRIANNA to say that but you...I'm a bit scared now!" Brandon commented, leading to the teleportation.
*Back to present time!* Brandon and Twili barely stuck the landing from the teleportation, slowly getting up afterwards. They looked around the familiar location, knowing it was from somewhere, but couldn't quite putting their finger on it. "Wait, wasn't Ardent in our group as well? Not to mention-" Twili said before seeing Ratio and Averis arrive in red and yellow lights, respectively. "You...gotta be kidding me. Red and yellow light?" Brandon said, swearing he knows what this is from. "Speaking of which, I think I saw blue and pink around us. And maybe black around Ardent for a moment." Twili added. "Oh no...no no, you're freaking kidding me. No way, I HAVE to be dreaming this up! Their magic, fine. Our world jumping, fine. Ardent's...whatever he has, fine. But...I KNOW we didn't trigger this to actually happen this time!" Brandon went on. "To sum this up...we're about to become what I think we're about to become, aren't we?" Twili asked. "Yep..." Brandon flatly said back.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jan 20, 2011 19:46:22 GMT -8
Ratio and Averis looked around. All of a sudden their surroundings had changed. No longer were they in the comfortable 80s style gym/arena/definitely-not-coven they'd come to call home. Instead they were surrounded by shining lights and beeping sounds and lots of tin foil.
"Ye gods, where are we?" Ratio breathed.
"Lost my slushie." Averis pouted a little. she frowned momentarily, "And wait... yellow light? But my signature is green!"
"Shh." Ratio put a finger to his lips, "Wait..." he glanced at Brandon, "You know something about this? What are we 'about to become?'"
"And I swear if you say any variation of the word 'lunch' I'm going to murder you and then use your reanimated body to murder everyone you love." Averis growled.
"Wh-..." Ratio blinked.
"I lost my slushie. I'm a little grumpy right now." Averis pouted.
"Right." Ratio sighed, "Why do I hang around with you again?"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jan 20, 2011 19:51:15 GMT -8
"How do I put this simply...from what I can guess, we're about to gain mystical transformation powers from a giant talking head and his robotic assistant in which the powers have to do with the ancient beasts we call dinosaurs." Brandon explained. "We're...also gonna be in multi-colored spandex while doing so." "Well, three out of the five are dinosaurs...why the other two are there, I have no clue." Twili added, of course referencing how random the Mastodon and Saber-Tooth Tiger feel when compared to the ACTUAL dinosaur powers.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Jan 20, 2011 20:24:03 GMT -8
"Partially because the creators of this show wanted to make things feel more prehistoric, and good, I don't have to tell you the premise, or at least, the most of it," said Mana as he appeared in his floating tube.
"Hey, at least these guys are genre savvy, unlike the last batch of power rangers," said Tyler walking back from playing Robot Unicorn, he was in a foul mood. he was so close to beating Ulfr's high score, when he a road bump. How does a robotic unicorn not at the ability to survive such a thing anyways?
"Do you think we should just abridged it for them?" asked Tyler.
"Yeah, okay, Lazarus has escaped from his trash can and is being a total jerkass, and it's up to you to put him in his place."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jan 20, 2011 20:42:58 GMT -8
Ratio and Averis just stared at Brandon silently. Ratio shook his head, a flat look on his face.
"You lost my interest at 'giant floating head'." he said, "And my respect at 'spandex'. And now I'm quite sure you've lost your mind as well." he crossed his arms, "No, we aren't going to be doing this. No way in the five hells are we doing this."
"Aww.." Averis pouted a little, "I like the idea."
That was when Mana appeared. Ratio and Averis exchanged glances.
"Well... they got the talking head thing right." Ratio muttered. He stepped forward, "I'm sorry sir ah.. talking head but I'm afraid we're not going to be..." he trailed off when he heard him finish his explanation of their situation, "Wait did you just say Lazarus?"
There was a pause and a great silence. An intense look of hatred seemed to burn in Ratio's eyes, "Lazarus." he growled, "That damned bastard. I'll kill him for good this time. And this time he won't come back like I did." he glanced at Mana, nodding, "We accept your quest sir. Anything to destroy that bastard Lazarus."
Averis sighed, "One track man." she shrugged, "Oh well. At least this might be fun."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jan 21, 2011 10:37:47 GMT -8
"So, from the colors we came in...you'd be the leader, Ratio. I guess that makes sense, he'd be leader material, right?" Brandon explained. "I guess he would. And...did Ardent take a detour on the way here or something?" Twili asked. "Maybe. Now, let's have Zordon and Alpha give us our-TYLER!? MANA!?" Brandon said, actually turning around to see said two instead of the people he expected. "...Small multiverse, ain't it?" Twili commented.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Jan 21, 2011 17:46:10 GMT -8
"That it is," said Mana. "Mind me asking what the hell you guys were even DOING at a Juice bar?"
"Or why you were even in that universe?" asked Tyler. "And before you ask, the reason we've taken the roll of Alpha and Zordon is because it's part of our community service sentence."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jan 22, 2011 5:59:45 GMT -8
"Community service sentence? What did you two DO to be forced into these roles?" Brandon asked. "Don't think we should be making small talk while Lazarus is still out there, Brandon." Twili responded. "Well, I don't think we can get this power until a CERTAIN ENIGMATIC FIFTH MEMBER SHOWS THE HELL UP ALREADY!" Brandon shouted back. "We can be given them now, if we need it." Twili replied. "And if we need the Megazord? NO ONE uses the Zords SEPARATELY, that wouldn't be smart at all!" Brandon retorted.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Jan 22, 2011 8:28:39 GMT -8
Ratio shrugged, "If Lazarus is here, I'm here. I just want to gut the bastard and be done with it." he admitted, "Whatever degrading hoops I have to jump through to get to him don't matter, I just want to see the bastard bleed."
"That's rather dark for a kid's show, don't you think?" Averis asked.
Ratio shrugged, "And why in the five hells are you here anyway?"
"I don't know." Averis said, "Probably angered one of the gods with a necromancy experiment. Didn't mean to destroy a town with it. I was just curious." she pouted, "People just don't understand my art."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jan 22, 2011 11:20:45 GMT -8
"We're not limited by a network here. Now...powers, please, Mana?" Brandon said. "You really like to rush things now, don't you?" Twili asked. "You want Laz out of here? ...Wait, wouldn't it make sense for you to be the Black Ranger since you're CONSTANTLY wearing black?" Brandon asked back. "I can add pink to my clothes...if I want, at least." Twili replied. "You're probably the only one that'll break the 'you have to wear your color' rule. You'd much rather be a Tifa cosplayer than wear pink." Brandon said back. "I can do that very easily already, so...kinda bad example." Twili responded.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Jan 22, 2011 11:27:39 GMT -8
"Dark? Oh please, if Prime Spinosaur had full control of the Power Rangers series, it would be synonymous with "Neon Genesis Evangelion"," said Tyler. "And he would spend all of the episodes breaking your minds until you went catatonic."
"That's funny, the black little thing of light doesn't want to come. Like it wants to stay behind and be a bitch..."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Jan 22, 2011 11:42:34 GMT -8
"Brianna would jump at the chance for insulting Ardent, trust me. Sure she can't be Black for now?" Brandon asked. "And make our team nearly one-sided with 3/5 by ONE author?" Twili retorted. "Fine...least I can rub it in her face." Brandon said back. "ARDENT, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE ALREADY!"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Feb 9, 2011 5:46:45 GMT -8
"If we're gonna do this, we might as well go back and give Ardent his morpher since he won't come to us." Twili suggested. "Agreed. Mana. Morphers. Now." Brandon replied. "...Wow, I sound unnecessarily selfish recently."
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Feb 9, 2011 18:33:12 GMT -8
"Here," growled Mana, "Take the things you little twerp!"
There was a flash of light as the morphers appeared in their hands.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Feb 9, 2011 18:48:04 GMT -8
Ratio sighed. All this breaking of the fourth wall was starting to give him a headache.
"Listen, I was just told I'm going to get a chance to tear Lazarus's throat out." he said, tapping his foot, "Are you going to deliver on that or not?"
Averis looked around, a little disappointed that Ardent hadn't shown up, "Oh well." she sighed, "I guess we're just going to have to let all these Prostitutes and alcoholic beverages go to waste." she looked around.
"Why would a fourteen year old boy be interested in that?" Ratio raised an eyebrow.
"You don't remember puberty, do you?" Averis asked.
"I was going through a phase of intense mourning and slowly spiraling into insanity at the time." he replied, "Also Rachen was my only friend. You'd try to forget that too."
Averis shook her head, glancing up at Mana, "Alright then, just fill us in. What the devil are these things supposed to be?"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Feb 10, 2011 8:56:52 GMT -8
"Twili...let's just show them." Brandon said. "Right." Twili replied.
"It's Morphin' Time!" The two shouted, bringing the morpher up and shoving it into the space in front of them. "PTERODACTYL!" "TRICERATOPS!"
The two respectively became the Pink and Blue Rangers, bringing out their Power Bow and Power Lance as well. "By the way, Averis says Saber-Tooth Tiger, Ratio says Tyrannosaurus and Ardent would shout Mastodon. Any questions?" Brandon asked, still encased in the suit.
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