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Post by samedi on Dec 8, 2010 17:53:38 GMT -8
Ardent tilted his head. Ratio seemed bored. He decided to try and combat said boredom by prodding the man in the head with the pencil.
Samedi, meanwhile, laughed and pointed at pichu before his superawesomehighbackhightechchair floated out of the room, probably headed for pie.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 8, 2010 17:54:12 GMT -8
"Ye gods, why'd you wait so long to reply?" Brandon asked me. "Hey hey, I didn't know there were 50 thousand posts since my last!" I said in my defense. "Fighty time? More like MORPHIN' TIME! DRAGONZORD!!" Brianna said, donning the Green Ranger armor again. "When and where can I start beating shit up? Say, wanna join me, bro?" "Woah ho ho, hold on. I'm only wearing this for identification purposes." Brandon quickly replied. "Suit yourself." Brianna said back.
"Wait, 'Ex-brother?' 'Sis?' Is there something we're missing with Sun and Anti?" Twili asked.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 8, 2010 18:14:45 GMT -8
"Old blood. Don't worry about it." Blacksun said walking out.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 8, 2010 18:16:06 GMT -8
"Nu! Never!" Pichu cried jumping up and latching onto the legs of Samedi's chair as it lifted him up towards Pie, "You aren't getting any of this fabled pie if I don't get any!"
Ratio grabbed the pencil out of Ardents hand and raised an eyebrow, "Don't do that."
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Post by samedi on Dec 8, 2010 18:47:40 GMT -8
"Heathen! 'Tis not your american joke you call pie. It is proper pie!" Samedi intoned, while Ardent tried to retake the pencil. "But you still look bored." he replied.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 8, 2010 18:50:23 GMT -8
"Why can't I picture Ardent with a British accent..." I said to myself.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 8, 2010 18:59:20 GMT -8
Ratio stood up, dangling the pencil just out of Ardent's reach, "Alright then, do something amusing. I'll stop being bored when you stop being so dull."
Ratio frowned, glancing at Brandon, "What accent?" he asked, "You're the one with the accent."
"But American Pie is delicious!" Pichu protested, "And funny. Did you know all of the things you can do with a pic-.."
"For the love of the gods censor yourself!" Ratio cried.
"Right." Pichu said, "Anyway, I want mah pie!"
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Post by samedi on Dec 8, 2010 19:16:06 GMT -8
"I'll stop dying of boredom when you stop being boring and show some emotion." Ardent said evenly, standing up. This unnerved him as Ratio was quite a bit taller than himself.
Samedi brought out The Denier, a small hammer with spikes on each end, designed specifically for this purpose. He began taking aim, trying to psyche pichu out.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 8, 2010 19:27:00 GMT -8
"You will NOT deny me my Pie!" Pichu cried, beginning to climb up the chair. She grabbed onto Samedi's arm, "You're not going to cheat me out of pie! So there!"
Ratio blinked, "No." he said, flicking Ardent in the middle of the forehead with the pencil.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 8, 2010 19:29:48 GMT -8
Blacksun stood on the door frame just watching the spectacle. "Quality entertainment!" He thought aloud.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 8, 2010 19:30:21 GMT -8
"Like I would know, considering I have no clue what a Matrian accent sounds like, Ratio." Brandon said, cueing a record scratch. "Woah wait...SKY said that and you told ME that? Yet I responded as if I had asked it in the first...place...ye gods, I'm confused."
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 8, 2010 19:44:56 GMT -8
Anti returned with nary a ripple in the fabric of reality. She peered rather owlishly at the others before turning to Black Sun. "Do you s'pose there's treasure here we can loot? Or just explore, considering this is the staff building." Her eyes slid away, slyly as she gave him time to consider things.
Still licking her fingers, Mantis was more preoccupied with how to map the terrain in finding their way back to the sweet spot for foodz. Who knew there was so much in abundance?
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 8, 2010 19:49:44 GMT -8
"I'd be disappointed if there weren't Anti. Why? You feel like an expedition?"
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 8, 2010 19:56:47 GMT -8
"No, that's why I didn't ask you." She tilted her head and stared at the ceiling before dipping her eyes back to him.
"Don't!" Mantis unfortunately, bit her finger in attempting to censor her other counterpart. She hopped about, cradling the abused pinky and cursing.
With a somber expression Anti said,"Does that look like Random Ass Raping (Jump In) to you?"
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 8, 2010 19:59:54 GMT -8
"On a quick glance yes it does."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 8, 2010 20:03:34 GMT -8
Pichu frowned, "Well, if it's in the title." she said, quickly scrambling up onto the back of Samedi's chair.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 8, 2010 20:21:10 GMT -8
"Ow my head," moaned Prime Spinosaur as he rose. "Where am I? Why does my head hurt? And why am I wearing a nothing but a thong!?!?!?"
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 8, 2010 20:24:22 GMT -8
"Well, now I know why you came into the thre-"
She didn't have time to finish this as Mantis had launched herself at Anti,knocking her onto the floor.
Flat on her back, Anti was given a very unflattering view of Prime. "SON OF A FRISKY BISCUIT!" There was much swearing after that.
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 8, 2010 20:27:35 GMT -8
Upon watching Anti get tackled Blacksun grinned. "This is a good night. I just knew it would be."
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 8, 2010 20:28:10 GMT -8
Prime looked around incredibly confused, and decided not to ask, using supernatural powers he'd gotten from some...questionable acts, he created new clothing, male clothing.
"So what on earth is going on here?"
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 8, 2010 20:35:20 GMT -8
Anti couldn't even find the heart to glare at Black Sun for that comment gem. No, she was still in "What was seen cannot be unseen" mode and even the thought that her communicator was running the whole time thereby providing excellent blackmail material wasn't enough to jarr her out of it.
Mantis, similarly, couldn't find it within herself to throughly beat up her twin. That was enough punishment after all. "Ingeniously evil, Prime."
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 8, 2010 20:40:37 GMT -8
"Seems more like a nut house prison break," said Prime, crossing both arms.
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 8, 2010 20:43:25 GMT -8
She arched a brow. "You of all people saying that?" Mantis shook her head in amusement.
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 8, 2010 20:46:09 GMT -8
"I'm deranged, not insane," said Prime.
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 8, 2010 20:50:38 GMT -8
And just like that Mantis srs'd. "For now."
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Post by Darth Sariah on Dec 8, 2010 20:54:37 GMT -8
"Sure you are."
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Post by Alastor on Dec 8, 2010 21:10:23 GMT -8
Alastor pulled out a ray gun and fired it at his guests. In the clairing smoke he annouced what it did, "So you guys now either speak in song or swapped bodies. Or both. "
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 9, 2010 4:46:29 GMT -8
Since I had missed the rest of what happened last night, I woke up to a bit of a headache. "Ow...what happened?" I said in an oddly high-pitched voice. I stopped once noticing said voice. "What in the-" I realized my problem the moment I looked down. "YE MERCIFUL GODS, I'M IN BRIANNA'S BODY!?" "That explains everything!~" Brandon said in a forced singing voice.
Suddenly, Shane walked in out of nowhere. "Uh...hold on, I'm in Brianna's body and have puppet control over Shane now?" I asked. "Nope!" Replied "Shane." "My spirit merely took over his body thanks to Alastor. Oh, Actual Half-Mage, where are you? It's me, Brianna!" "How come only half of us body swapped and half of us have to sing?~" Twili sung. "Don't look at me! I'm guessing Alastor did it!" I hastily replied in Brianna's voice. "Hey wait, shouldn't we have just switched OUR bodies, Sky? Why did I swap with someone else?" Brianna asked in Shane's voice. "I guess this swap wasn't directly swapping with someone else...then who is Shane inhabiting now?" I replied.
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Post by samedi on Dec 9, 2010 10:30:42 GMT -8
Ardent muttered a few words and teleported onto Ratio's shoulders, plucking the pencil from his grasp.
"You won't like this pie! It's real pie!" Samedi snapped, trying regain control of the supercoolhighbackhightechimperialchair.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Dec 9, 2010 12:28:59 GMT -8
"Because I switched bodies with your brother." Shane replied, walking into the room out of nowhere, "And If I have to say it's a little awkward to say the least." he stared down at Brianna who had stolen his body, "Ye gods, am I really that short?"
"How do you know I won't like pie?" Pichu demanded, struggling to maintain her grip on the chair, "You don't know that. How do you even know I'm from America, hmm?"
"'Color' for one." Wyatt pointed out, "It's the way you write. It reads the way an American would write."
Pichu pouted, "Not even a little bit indistinct?"
"Nope." Wyatt shook his head.
"Aww." Pichu frowned, "But I will still get this pie of which you speak!"
Ratio frowned, "Oh so you retained the power to use your magic did you?" he asked, "Well then, lets see you defend yourself." he snapped his fingers and the pencil turned to ash in the boy's hands.
It was at that moment that Alastor's raygun caught up with them.
"Oh come off it!" Ratio cried, "That's so contrived you know!"
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