Rei's TwiSuCon Character Panel

[WolfBloodRei]

Hello and welcome to the Twilight Sucks Convention Character Panel, hosted by me and my original characters (and maybe some canons that I snark with at a later time). Rather than necroing my old thread I was told to just make a new one and that I am!

Please be advised that if you feel hungry or thirsty that there are refreshments available at any time-

-Does that include wine?

Yes, Damien. Please be-

-And blood?

Yes, Jagger. Now-

-And candy?! =D

Yes, Lucas.

Yay!

-Waits- ... May I proceed?

Yep!

Good. Moving on now, refreshments and merchandise will be available at any time throughout the panel. Said panel is on unlimited time so you can ask as many questions as you want!

Now going down the line, let's get you all introduced.



First up is Damien, the eldest of the Hellbourne siblings. (Yes, I finally gave them a surname!) He's the first son of Lucifer and is, as most of you know, the Grim Reaper. He has a taste for red wine but do not ask him for any or he might cut you. He's in charge of the souls that occupy Hell, as well as zombies, ghouls, and any nonvampiric or lycanthrope demon. Oh and he's single, ladies, so don't be afraid!

-Stares at me blankly before raising an eyebrow-

Is this a character Panel or a dating service?

Why not both?

No./Never.

Fiiiiine.

Moving onto the next one, we have the second eldest Hellbourne sibling, Jagger. He's the first and head vampire, loves to smoke and has a smooth, English accent that makes the fangirls swoon-

-This isn't a dating service, Rei.

I know >_>

Then why are you treating it like one?

... No reason. <_<

But about that accent. Anya's apparent head-canon has him with a Spike (Buffy) voice. Also, please keep in mind that his white hair is natural.

I'm also going to add that I don't sparkle.

Moving down to our third character host. Here's Lucas, who-

-Hi there! I'm Lucas! I only look like I'm thirteen or so, but actually I'm as old as Jagger! We're twins, actually! I'm the first and head werewolf! I'm not as serious as Damien and Jagger are and I really like sweets! Do you like sweets? Oh yeah, Rei, you brought sweets didn't you? There's chocolate right?

Uhm... Actually I decided no chocolate for all our sakes.

Uh... You... Brought no chocolate? D=

Sorry. But here's some cake. -Hands him cake-

Yay, cake! -Noms-

And finally, last but not least, we have Yukaru.

Hello! Yukaru here. I don't have any addictions like the Anti-Christ triad, but-

-But if you give him caffiene, marshmellows, or chocolate, you better run for your life.

...

No, Karu, you're not getting any.

But Puzzle's character Luce gave me chocolate that one time.

I'm not Luce. Neither is he here.

... Damn.

That's all for now. More OCs (or Canons-turned-semi-OCs due to AUs) may be joining the panel at some point.

Now let the questions begin!

[Darth Pichu]

*Raises hand* Hey Lucas! If I give you enough cake, can I take you home with me? 'Cause you're adorable. ^_^

[WolfBloodRei]

-Blinks at Pichu- Oh? You really think I'm adorable? Thank you! ^^ And sure! I'd love to go with you! What kind of cake? =D

-Raises a brow- Why does that not surprise me? >>

[Brandon Skyblade]

Hey, Jagger. Castlevania Dracula called, he said he wants his bishonen appearance back. XD

[WolfBloodRei]

He'll have to accept disappointment, then. -snickers-

[Brandon Skyblade]

Oh no, wait. *picks up phone* Uh huh...uh huh...sure, I'll tell him. *puts down* He said you stole Alucard's bishiness too.

[WolfBloodRei]

Joke's on him, Brandon. Alucard and I are best buddies. -Smirks-

[Brandon Skyblade]

...You're such a cheater actually BEING Drac, you know that? >>

[WolfBloodRei]

... -snickering-

[Brandon Skyblade]

Don't MAKE me summon a Belmont up in here! D=<

[WolfBloodRei]

...

[Brandon Skyblade]

*brings in every Belmont in Castlevania history* >=D

[WolfBloodRei]

Look at all of those whips. Kinky. And how original, too! You do realize that whips aren't exactly the best of weapons, right? So easily avoidable AND easy to counter and disarm.

[Brandon Skyblade]

The point is that they are basically forged with true holy power. That's kinda why they're such a big threat to old Drac.
*realizes that the Belmont from the series reboot actually becomes Dracula at the end of it* ...Okay, remembering that makes this a problem.

[WolfBloodRei]

Ha, you just created a paradox.

[WolfBloodRei]

Alright, so we've three new characters joining the panel.




Starting from the left once more, we start with Karl Hammond, who has become an apparent favorite among a few Roleplayers and Snarkers alike (Anya, why do you fangirl over Karl so much? o-o). He is also featured in the latest chapter of my Suepidemic series. He's a crazy, unpredictable scientist (and quite a troll), swings in all directions, and his ideas and ventures are dictated by his mood.

Hello there. Can I interest you in some french toast? ^_^

He also has this weird fascination with french toast.

I'm also single. ^.~

He's also single.

And looking to experiment~!

That too.

Don't be shy to ask me whatever questions you please! ^-^

... Moving on.

Next is Karl's assistant, Wyatt Hayes. Much calmer and much less unpredictable.

Hello. Nice to meet you. -smiles-

And finally, our new mysterious character, Sai. So far she's only in the OC lounge and HWYCA and not much is known about her besides what has been told in her profiles. She's kind of psychologically unstable, so be careful what you ask her.

...

...



Alright. Moving on.

[Alkonost Storm]

Sai, what are your thoughts on a five-way involving Ars, Meschugael, Vague, Phryx and yourself? /troll

Or if that's too much, just you and Vague as a couple.

[WolfBloodRei]

... -seems to freeze at those questions-

... Oh god, Alkonost, why would you ask that? (Even though now you're filling my head with new ships)

I mean, that's just kind of asking for an-

-Proceeds to freak out- NO! GOD NO! NEVER! Oh god, why? WHY?! D'X

... Explosion.

Do not want! D'X

Sai, calm down. o-o;

I'm sorry... D'X

It's okay. Just answer the second one of the first makes you comfortable o-o;

I'm sorry. I like Vague as a friend and companion, but I don't feel that way... Towards anyone... Ever. Not anymore. Not since... -Cries-

... Aaaaaand moving on. o-o;;;

I hope that answers your question, Alkonost.

[Alkonost Storm]

Trolling has been accomplished. I am satisfied. *nods*

[Brandon Skyblade]

Why does Wyatt have to be so goddamn Adorkable?

[WolfBloodRei]

I'm... Adorkable? o-o

Of COURSE you are, Wyatt! -Grins-

I think we can all agree on Wyatt's adorkableness.

[Alkonost Storm]

To Wyatt: I know you're not part of it, but from an outsider's perspective, what are your thoughts on the current cast of the RPU Lounge?

[WolfBloodRei]

... I think the majority of them are really intimidating... And kind of crazy. I think Karl would fit in with them pretty well. ._.

... Oh god, PLEASE don't put Karl in there! D'= Phryx is bad enough! D'X

[Alkonost Storm]

Ars: *walks in on the panel* I don't like him either but I think Phryx has been relatively tame, given his profile. Just saying.

...Moving along. To Karl: Out of the current cast in OC Lounge, if you could pick someone to experiment on, who would it be and why?

[Prime Spinosaur]

Sai, how's it feel working for one of the biggest psychos in the multiverse?

[WolfBloodRei]

You're right, Ars. He has been pretty tame. o-o

Hmm. That's a tough one. -Puts fingers to chin- ... I'd pick ALL of them! Simply for the fact that they ALL interest me! -Grins- ^_^



-Looking at Prime- ._. ... Well. He IS the only one who's put up with me for several billion years. When he didn't have to. I know we've done a lot of bad things... But I guess that's okay because I know I'm bad ;_; ... I'm a horrible person, Prime. I am. Always. -Cries-