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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 16, 2013 6:43:23 GMT -8
"BRYCI WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PERSONAL SPACE!" Wyn yelled as she was smothered in Bryci's chest. When she managed to get away though, it was easy to tell she wasn't actually mad. In fact she was smiling so wide, that Bryci might of been able to make it out from under the faceplate.
"I guess you can get away with a lot when you're cute. Papa always used to joke about how he could never get his own way being surrounded by adorable petite women. My mother was the one who I can thank for this," Wyn gestured to her body for emphasis, "Apparently I'm the only reason she has boobs now."
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Post by lovely corte on Jun 16, 2013 23:43:05 GMT -8
To emphasize her point, Bryci smothered the girl into her chest, shaking her as if she were some prey she had just sunk her teeth into, wrapping her arms around her before the girl pulled away and Bryci, not wanting to let go, struggled for a moment.
Casually poking the girl in the breast, Bryci shrugged.
"Awwww, Wyn-Wyn." She said, cooing gently. She laughed, before she playfully chest bumped the girl. "So, just have a kid. I'm sure Elam or Waylon would be happy to help. Maybe even Kry, if you're feeling a bit on the lesbian side at the moment."
"So, your dad has a type?" She said, a smirk on her face, her intelligent eyes displaying more of her master plan than anything. "You reckon he'd still want all of this?"
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 17, 2013 20:42:22 GMT -8
"Uh huh" was all Wyn could say to Bryci's insemination scheme.
"Umm... Papa doesn't really have a type. Lets just put it this way... when my mama found out I was a xenophile she got kinda dissapointed in me, and tried to talk me out of it. Papa's reaction was to give me safe-sex tips... that he learned from experience. During his Pilgramage he fucked Asari, Turians, Drell...Hanar... basically he's just like me cept he also likes Quarians and he's bisexual, so...you know..."
Wyn's eyes widened, "Oh wait you humans don't like that don't you? Or was that just Asher? I told him about this and he thought it was gross my papa was bisexual, and that he'd never be able to live if he knew his father had fucked men... is that just a human thing in general, being grossed out by that?"
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jun 17, 2013 20:52:52 GMT -8
"Uhh...I just walked in, is this a bad time?" asked a familiar voice from just outside the engine room. Waylon was there, looking confused and remarkably clean from having all to recently went full beast mode in the middle of a sweltering jungle. And shirtless, of course. Guy just hopped out the shower not too long ago, after all. "Is this all you two talk about?"
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 17, 2013 21:05:58 GMT -8
Wyn blushed from under her helmet, from him being shirtless and from him walking in at this moment. She pointed at Bryci, "Her fault. She has to turn everything perverted."
"So what are you down here for anyway? Need me to fix something?" Wyn asked crossing her arms behind her back and twirling around nervously, "Or are we now getting that show you promised us, on Pragia?
...Oh no those words just came out of my mouth... she thought in horror, blushing further.
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jun 17, 2013 21:17:54 GMT -8
"You wish, kid," Waylon said with a chuckle as he walked in. "No, I was going around checking in on everyone to see how they're holding up after Pragia. Things kind of went to shit quickly and I get the impression morale isn't peaking after these past few missions. And I wanted to see if anyone was hungry."
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 17, 2013 22:13:45 GMT -8
"I'm okay. As long as I'm paid and have food, my morale is good," Wyn said. She was looking at his pecs and not his face, "In this business, things don't always go the way we expect them to. This is far from being the first time this sorta thing has happened. I might look like I'm new meat, but this 'kid' is actually the second longest lasting crew member. Only Elam's been with the Captian longer then I have."
She cocked her head, "Are you asking if you'd like to fix us something? ...Can you make food I can eat?"
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Post by lovely corte on Jun 17, 2013 22:56:54 GMT -8
"Y-Your dad," Bryci stammered, cocking an eyebrow as the girl went into further detail, occasionally mouthing off at the weirdest on the list when she got to the Hanar. She crossed her arms across her chest, leaning onto a crate. "Very experienced man. Hey, I'd be okay with sharing him."
"I just have to know that your Dad is going to come back to me." She said, pushing her hair over her ear as it fell from her selected placement on her head. "But... for real? A Hanar? Not even I've done that."
"Don't put this shit on me!" Bryci said, holding her hands up in defense, casually addressing Waylon. "She's the one with all the weird fetishes."
"Do you always walk around without a shirt on when you're around the female members of the crew or are you just being a man whore for our benefit?" She asked. She followed from him to Wyn. "Wyn, you're staring. Come on, now. You're better than that. You got to wait for him to walk into your vision. That way you can't be blamed."
"I'm alright, Waylon. I already ate." She said, smiling at the man. "Thank you anyway."
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 17, 2013 23:20:08 GMT -8
"Oh this was when he was younger, when he was like my age. Before he met Mama, before I was born. He's totally devoted to my mama now. On a place as tight-knit as the Flotilla, it's hard to keep it a secret if you're cheating on your wife. Usually everyone finds out eventually. So I'm pretty sure he just sticks to her now... and yeah a Hanar..." Wyn shrugged sheepishly.
"Asher used to come in here all the time without his shirt on, usually coming to see me first thing in the morning after he woke up. Probably trying to deliberately flsuter me a bit. And I wasn't staring!" she added, "You can't even see my eyes how do you know?" She turned to Waylon, "How did you get those muscles anyway?" she asked, "I know Elam got his from being a marine, but what did you do to get those?"
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jun 17, 2013 23:31:17 GMT -8
Waylon hid his amusement at the two women arguing who was the bigger pervert. Even him coming in wasn't derailing this train.
"Neither," he responded to Bryci. "All my best ideas just seem to involve shirtlessness or come when I am shirtless. I was mid way through getting dressed after a shower and I decided to act on it before I forgot. Plus not like I'm not used to being without a shirt. Kinda made a livelihood without one."
He let the last part go without context. If the two really wanted to know, they could ask about it.
And guess what? Wyn did.
"Val didn't tell you? I am...I guess was, really, a prizefighter. I fought for a living. I was pretty good at it. Trainer said I could've really gone pro if I just gave it time or got a sponsor. I guess that doesn't matter now, though. What matters is that you don't get succeed in something like that without getting buff."
Waylon shrugged. It was just life for him. Get strong, fight, get stronger, fight more. It was a cycle that had worked quit well for him.
If the others wanted more about his dark and shady past, they could still ask. Right now, he had his own question. Or reply, I guess.
"I'm afraid I don't follow, Wyn?" he said. "You have a food allergy or something?"
This motherfucker was clueless, wasn't he?
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 18, 2013 0:00:20 GMT -8
"Wait, so humans fight shirtless? And thats a job?" Wyn asked, slightly excited, " Do they all look like you? And why did you give it up? Why are you here anyway? At Afterlife, I just came back to our booth and the Captain was just like 'This is Waylon' and I was confused"
"I guess you could call it that." Wyn said, a little bemused Waylon didn't already know about her biology "Quarians have dextro amino acids. So I can't eat human food. In fact the only one on this ship I can share food with is the Captain... you didn't know this? I hope you weren't eating anything marked on cupboards labeled "Dextro" in the kitchen. Cause that could kill you."
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Post by lovely corte on Jun 18, 2013 0:13:07 GMT -8
"Man, so I might have an even greater chance with your slut of a father." Bryci said, sitting completely onto the crate as she placed her hands on her thighs, stretching out a bit. "Me and him will get on just fine with one another."
"You were staring! You're trying to defend it now, and I saw your... creepy faceplate staring at his chest." Bryci said, smiling. "You're mind-fucking Waylon as we speak."
"Right. Sure." Bryci said, winking at Waylon. "Not trying to hit on my Wyn-Wyn or anything, are you?"
"You reckon you could take on Elam?" She asked, looking at the man.
"It's called boxing. It's like a sport. Very brutal." Bryci said, flushed slightly. "It's a lot about more about being intellectual and quick, finding what it is to take your opponent out. It's a giant mind game."
Her intelligent eyes scanned the man, cocking an eyebrow.
"So I take it that you're just going to remain shirtless?" She asked.
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jun 18, 2013 0:27:22 GMT -8
"I guess Val didn't explain, then," Waylon started. This was gonna take a while. "That's like, several jobs, Wyn. Well, sports, really. Have you never heard of boxing or mixed martial arts or wrestling before? And it depends on what you mean by 'look like.' If you mean muscular and such, then yeah, for the most part. You don't succeed in any of those things without at least being in shape, really. And I didn't give it up. It's just hard to fight in a public venue when you gotta worry about gangsters trying to hunt you down and settle a score. That's why I'm here, after all. Otherwise I'd still be in ol' Johannesburg, doing what I always did. I'm still a fighter, that's not something you can take away from me. But a smart fighter picks his fights."
Bryci'd also chimed in. Waylon chimed back.
"I don't think I'd need to hit on her. She does all the work herself," he said. "Elam? Hmm. Maybe. If the man's a marine, he's no chump. But I doubt he has as focused a training in hand to hand as I. And I might be stronger. So, I don't know. Not exactly willing to go test it out, either. And unless it's distracting you all that much, I'd rather stay and keep talking before getting a shirt."
And now to the inedible elephant in the room.
"...no, I didn't know that. Sorry. And I just make my own stuff, so I guess I did avoid it. Can you do anything with the dextro stuff? Like, make anything, or is it just science-y tofu you can't do anything with?"
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Post by lovely corte on Jun 18, 2013 0:44:10 GMT -8
"She's shy, Waylon. She's just trying to fuck you in her mind." Bryci said, smiling and laughing at the idea of embarrassing her Quarian companion. She crossed her arms, placing them over her knees as she tucked them into her chest.
"I didn't know you were born in Africa, Waylon." Bryci said, cocking an eyebrow. "I heard that's a rough place to grow up in, Johannesburg. Must of been hard."
"Nah, keep it off. Gives me something to look at when you and Wyn are talking." She said, making a show of staring at his chest. "See, Wyn-Wyn? At least I'm polite about it. I inform Sir Waylon of my perversions before fucking him with my mind."
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 18, 2013 0:59:19 GMT -8
"Well yeah we have martial arts," Wyn said, "But not without shirts on. Then again my people can't do that for anything. Maybe we did stuff like that before we lost our homeworld. I don't know" she siad, "And oh,that explains why you're here. I'm sorry, that must be tough having to leave your home like that..." she said sympathetically,
Wyn nudged at Bryci, "I'm not shy, and I'm not fucking him with my mind. I wasn't even looking!" One of these statements was a lie.
And then she heard Bryci say Africa... "Wait Africa? ...If you're from Africa why are you white?" Wyn asked, completely sincerely
She frowned as Waylon continued to show his ignorance, "All Quarian and Turian food is dextro. The fruit the vegtables, the meat, not that I eat meat. So yeah you can cook dextro things."
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Post by lovely corte on Jun 18, 2013 3:41:35 GMT -8
"Yeah, we've all got some really, really fucking depressing stories, don't we?" Bryci said, scratching at her jawline as she let her eyes mentally take in the image of the man in the doorway. She patted the crate next to her, indicating to the man. "Take a seat."
"You're shy, adorable and you were fucking Waylon in your mind. I'm a smart and intellectual girl, I know these things. I pick up on these things." Bryci said. "I'm onto you, bitch."
"He's not -... I-..." Bryci said, when Wyn asked the question. She clapped her hand onto her face, laughing. "What race do you think he is?"
"I'm getting her dextro gummy bears and a Fornax magazine." Bryci laughed, her intelligent eyes going bright and awake as she laughed in her enjoyment of embarrassing the Quarian girl.
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jun 18, 2013 12:37:37 GMT -8
Waylon did his best to ignore the continuing perversion of his crewmates. He didn't mind, he was just more focused on the rest of the conversation. At least his shirtlessness wasn't too distracting.
"Jo'burg was rough," Waylon said as he walked over and sat on the crate Bryci had indicated. "But I was rougher. I was able to become successful, wasn't I? And for better or worse, I'm free from it now."
Then there was Wyn's question about his race. Waylon had a very confused look on his face. He'd been asked a lot of weird things before in his life, but 'why are you white?' was not one of them. He was not very sure how to answer that question, so it took him a few seconds to think something up.
"...There are white people in Africa...The place was settled by Europeans, they didn't all just up and leave the continent."
That was awkward. Speaking of awkward, Wyn was able to explain dextro food better and it started to make sense to Waylon.
"...Huh. So, you still have bananas or carrots or whatever, but it just has different DNA or stuff? Is it just Quarians and Turians? And why Turians, actually? Did both species just evolve that way by coincidence?"
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 18, 2013 17:24:10 GMT -8
"Oh don't fuck around with my Bryci!" Wyn yelled, "I know what a white person is, and that is one."
She listened to Waylon's explination, "Oh okay. Sorry I don't know much about Earth. All the stuff I've seen makes it look like everyone who lives there looks like Elam. And the whole human thing with skin color is so confusing. Quarians are just...purple."
"Yeah you're beginning to get it," Wyn said, " Its just us and the Turians. Not sure why we share that in common, considering our homeworlds are on totally opposite sides of the galaxy. Must just be a coincedence."
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Post by Adlai Stevenson on Jun 18, 2013 17:52:03 GMT -8
"I'm sorry, what?"
Elam just had to duck his head into the engine room at the most ideal point in time.
"Sorry for the wait, folks," he said, a smile inadvertently forming on his face at the happenstance of coming in at an apparently awkward moment. "the Captain's in his quarters, ignoring me for the past hour. I think he's talking to someone."
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 19, 2013 21:29:30 GMT -8
"...Did I say something bad?" Wyn asked uneasily.
She tried to change the subject, " Aria probably right?" she asked him, "It must be important, usually you're the only one he's never a secretive fuck to."
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Post by Adlai Stevenson on Jun 20, 2013 20:06:56 GMT -8
Elam smiled. "Y'know, Wyn, there's an answer to that question.
"As for the Captain, I don't doubt it," he shrugged again. "He did single-handed--err, clawedly? Whatever, he blew up what we were there for. That's some serious shit."
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 20, 2013 20:20:57 GMT -8
Wyn scowled "Shut up Elam." She lightly hit Elam, something that probably felt like a gentle tap to him, "Why are all you people coming to my room to fuck around with me anyway?"
Wyn decided to take advantage of it being vacant and sat back down on her bed, "Wait a second... the Captain did that? By himself? I assumed it was you. I mean I wasn't watching you guys when it happened, I got... a merc ran into me and I was uhh... dealing with that... but seriously what the fuck? How the hell did he blow up a whole building?"
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Post by lovely corte on Jun 26, 2013 3:57:22 GMT -8
"I really want to see some sort of boxing match on the ship. Just to see who could take on who. No weapons, no biotics." Bryci said, obviously staring at the frame of Waylon. She put her hand on his pectoral, squeezing before she shrugged, putting her hand back in her thigh. "Just an idea."
"Well, we're a lot more diverse than most other races. We tend to be a lot more than just a few colors. Did you not realize that? I mean, you must have seen that all of us Humans didn't look the same?" Bryci said, crossing her arms and fixing up her loose clothing. "You're a smart and intellectual girl, observe a bit more."
"So, we're going to Omega?" She asked, more excited than any person should be about visiting the place. "Sick. I can pick some things up from there."
She looked at Wyn knowingly, her intelligent eyes winking at her.
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 27, 2013 0:01:10 GMT -8
"I know how I'd be. I'd die." Wyn said, " My only good attributes are being fast and stealthy which would not help me in a one on one match with you guys. Wouldn't mind seeing Elam and Waylon fighting though. Just throwing that out there."
"Of course I noticed" she said defensively, "I mean among this crew alone we have so many different looking people. I just don't really know the specifics of it, thats all."
Wyn side-eyed Bryci suspiciously, "If I'm not dragged along to see Aria, I kind of wanna ask the Captain if I could get a secure terminal on Omega... like as a compromise for the whole thing with my parents. But I don't wanna bother him if he's trying to fix all the shit he fucked up. It can wait."
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Post by lovely corte on Jun 30, 2013 4:34:00 GMT -8
"And I presume you would like Elam to have his shirt off too, Wyn-Wyn?" Bryci asked, leaning on her knees with her elbows, looking up at Elam with a smile on her face, showing off her pearly whites. She winked at the man, laughing a bit. "You wouldn't mind, would you, Elam?"
"What do you mean the specifics? Elam is African, Waylon is Caucasian and I'm a Latina. Learn your shit, Wyn-Wyn." Bryci said, laughing. "You motherfuckers all look the same in your suits, though."
"If you're not getting dragged along, just go regardless. He'll be a while, and that'll give you some time to talk to your parents." Bryci suggested, shrugging. "They miss you and they want to talk to you. Fuck the Captain. Oh, shit. He has cameras everywhere doesn't he? Ah, fuck me. Love you, Captain, sir... ma'am."
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jun 30, 2013 14:55:39 GMT -8
"Wait, hang on a tick," Waylon said, turning to Bryci. "You're Latina? I thought you were just tan. Ag, now I see how you feel, Wyn. "
The human gave a small laugh at this revelation. He really didn't know any of these people he'd been traveling across the galaxy in tin can with rockets at all, did he? Christ.
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jun 30, 2013 15:49:28 GMT -8
"Okay so..." Wyn pointed at Elam "You just called him African but..." she pointed to Waylon, "but he's from Africa. So if African both a skintone and a place? And wow saying we all look alike isn't racist at all. Whats next are you gonna complain about me taking your jobs, picking your pockets, and squatting in your neighborhood?"
Wyn shrugged, "I don't like going behind his back though, specially since he always finds out whenever I do stuff like that."
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Post by lovely corte on Jul 1, 2013 2:46:43 GMT -8
"Y-Yeah." Bryci stuttered, looking at them all. She inspected herself slightly, shrugging. "Did you guys really not see that? I mean, I'm tanned... but I'm tanned as fuck."
"Well, to be fair, you all wear the same suit. I'm sorry that you aren't all wearing individually detailed ones. I mean... come on, wear something different. Put a hat on your suit or something." Bryci said, laughing. "Spice yourself up a bit."
"There's Africa, which is a place. And people from there are usually African." Bryci said, looking at Wyn. "Elam has African heritage, so he looks like he does. Waylon is African, but has... Caucasian heritage, so he looks the way he does. It's not that hard to get."
"But there's no harm that could come from it. You will be off the ship on Omega. And besides, if someone wanted us dead, they could just do it on Omega anyway." Bryci said. "They've tried to kill us before, we can take them again."
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Post by mekasoundwave on Jul 1, 2013 13:05:48 GMT -8
"Not like I'm exactly an expert on Latinas and Latinos," Waylon said in response to Bryci with a shrug. "I'm a bit of a ways removed from the whole region. And think about it like this, Wyn; Elam's ancestors are FROM Africa, natives. Mine are European, but settled in Africa and stayed there. Of course, this gets a little more confusing if his roots go back to, say, Jamaica or Barbados or any of those places in the West Indies."
Waylon looked over at Elam, expecting an answer on just where the hell his roots DID go back to. Were they seriously dragging geography into this now, too? Lucky for the group of humans, Wyn seemed like a smart girl so she was probably able to understand all of this at once. Probably.
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Post by Fiery Firefly on Jul 1, 2013 14:30:05 GMT -8
"Oh okay I think I think I get it." Wyn said, "I never realized skin tone was so important. When I had my last physical exam, my papa offhandedly mentioned that both me and him had darker skin then most Quarians. I didn't think it was any more important then say my hair color, but now I wonder if thats a clue to where on the homeworld my ancestors came from." she sighed. " You guys are lucky, I have no clue where my roots are."
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