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Post by readerwritergirl on Oct 6, 2011 0:15:40 GMT -8
Granted. You have earned [play] money.
I wish my body could decide whether it wants to sleep or not.
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Post by casandraelf on Jan 20, 2012 23:34:36 GMT -8
granted, your body decides to not sleep again
i wish my cats liked me more
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Post by My Name Is Potato [Frees] on Jan 21, 2012 0:02:07 GMT -8
Granted. They now desire you both emotionally and physically and will stop at nothing to be with you all the time.
I wish my computer worked better.
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Jan 21, 2012 9:40:46 GMT -8
Granted. They now desire you both emotionally and physically and will stop at nothing to be with you all the time. I wish my computer worked better. Granted. Your computer works so much better now that it can hack into US military bases (without being operated by any person) and unleash nuclear destruction on the world. I wish that I was gainfully employed. |
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jun 7, 2012 21:02:20 GMT -8
(necromancy strikes again...)
Granted. You get a job working at the place of your nightmares, and you can't quit. Ever.
I wish I was better at writing characters.
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Jun 7, 2012 21:47:43 GMT -8
Granted. You become so good with characters in your stories that someone in imitates you perfectly, takes the work to a publisher, and becomes a millionaire while you remain anonymous.
I wish I had two guinea pigs.
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Post by writer wannabe on Jun 7, 2012 22:36:55 GMT -8
Granted. They will both be males and will have territorial disputes with each other, be sickly and cost you a fortune in vet bills, and will stink up the entire room.
I wish I could make good cosplay.
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Post by Lyra on Jun 7, 2012 23:06:09 GMT -8
Granted, but now you must take on all duties and burdens of the actual character.
I wish I could just lay around all summer.
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Post by writer wannabe on Jun 7, 2012 23:15:41 GMT -8
Granted. You're fired from your job. (Icon love, btw)
I wish I could get a cheap, working pen tablet for making digital art.
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Post by Lyra on Jun 8, 2012 8:05:06 GMT -8
Granted, but now you can't draw traditional art well. I wish I could go to our county fair! Which one- my old one or my current one? I'll probably change it back if you meant the old one. I have a weird habit of changing my icon a lot. |
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jun 8, 2012 8:29:38 GMT -8
Granted, but it's raining.
I wish I had the time, attention span, and energy to play all these games I've got built up without it interfering with the rest of my life.
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Jun 8, 2012 10:03:04 GMT -8
Granted. After much effort you achieve balance and none of the games you play interfere with other affairs. Unfortunately you grow bored of your games and find nothing satisfies your gaming interests anymore. : (
I wish I could study French philosophy in Paris.
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Post by writer wannabe on Jun 8, 2012 13:40:17 GMT -8
Which one- my old one or my current one? I'll probably change it back if you meant the old one. I have a weird habit of changing my icon a lot. The current one with N and White. Not only do you fail all related French philosophy classes and have difficulty getting necessary materials, but all the natives are douches to you. I wish my hand would stop aching without it getting cut off, mutiliated, or harmed in any manner and retain its utility. |
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 8, 2012 13:59:54 GMT -8
Granted, but now the ache has moved to your legs and is so severe that you can no longer walk.
I wish I could hug Tom Hiddleston.
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Post by Lyra on Jun 8, 2012 14:11:18 GMT -8
Granted, but now you're permanently attached to him. I wish school didn't interfere with everything. writer wannabe: Thanks!  I saw it on Pixiv and had to use it. |
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 8, 2012 18:01:42 GMT -8
Granted, now your soul-draining job in a cubicle interferes with everything.
I wish I could focus on my story more.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jun 9, 2012 18:51:44 GMT -8
Granted, but just as you focus you're struck with horrible, horrible writer's block.
I wish I hadn't missed today's episode of Korra.
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 9, 2012 21:15:28 GMT -8
Granted, but it turns out that the entire episode was one long Aesop about the importance of homework forced in by executives.
I wish the weather weren't so miserable.
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jun 9, 2012 21:18:31 GMT -8
Granted, but you're too busy online to appreciate it.
I wish I wasn't so scared around people so I could make friends.
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 9, 2012 22:55:06 GMT -8
(Eek, how did you KNOW?!)
Granted, but all of your new friends are like that creepy girl from Single White Female.
I wish my eczema would go away.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jun 10, 2012 9:16:51 GMT -8
Granted. The face-eating man from Florida's on his way. (oh god, I'm horrible)
I wish I knew about Pokemon having babies at HeartGold's daycare beforehand (my Eevee is now the father of two Mankeys @_@).
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Post by writer wannabe on Jun 10, 2012 10:11:52 GMT -8
Granted. You still get the mankeys, and any attempt to get a new eeveelution via breeding is met with failure (you get ditto every time).
I wish my headache would go away.
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Post by shiko on Jun 10, 2012 11:01:46 GMT -8
Granted, your head has been chopped off.
I wish to sing better.
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 10, 2012 15:56:42 GMT -8
Granted, but your singing is considered so beautiful by black widow spidered that they constantly try to crawl all over you.
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Post by writer wannabe on Jun 10, 2012 18:23:57 GMT -8
^ Ozymandiasii, you have forgotten to make a wish, therefor you vanish into the void.
I wish my tea tasted better.
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Post by Ozymandias II on Jun 10, 2012 18:31:50 GMT -8
^Damn!
I wish I had wished for something!
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Jun 11, 2012 7:49:25 GMT -8
Granted. In an alternative reality you did make a wish. You wished that you were Queen of the Belgium. It happened, but then you were assassinated by militant socialists who want an end to the European monarchies.
I wish I had a cute veiled chameleon. : ( (or any chameleon for that matter.)
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Post by Chibithulhu on Jun 11, 2012 9:25:02 GMT -8
Granted. The chameleon happens to be a rare flesh-eating chameleon.
I wish I could keep my brother from potentially burning the house down today.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jun 11, 2012 20:46:00 GMT -8
Granted. The very last post ends up being so inappropriate, the mods are forced to shut the thread down.
I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my future before starting college.
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