Brandon Skyblade
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 21, 2010 16:19:09 GMT -8
A ghost's retelling of the most tragic mistake he ever made: Death by Chuck Norris' blinking.
"Ninja Storm, Ranger form!"
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 21, 2010 16:26:02 GMT -8
Walker Texas Ranger goes up against his greatest challenge yet-NINJAS, hell bent on assassinating him, what's Chuck Norris to do but to roundhouse their asses back to Japan! One problem though, these are not normal ninjas-THESE NINJAS ARE AIRBENDERS WITH THE POWER TO CONTROL WEATHER!
One eye.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2010 16:30:47 GMT -8
The tale of a one eyed cat's adventures.
Shielded Mirrors
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 21, 2010 16:41:37 GMT -8
A story about a man who learns that he is actually a clone of someone else, and the government tries to cover it up by eliminating him, forcing him to go on the run while trying to discover his origins.
The Truth Beneath the Rose
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Post by readerwritergirl on Dec 21, 2010 16:49:35 GMT -8
The seductive Rose appears into John's life, captures his heart--and vanishes the next day. A year later, she reappears in a field of roses, unable to speak and covered in blood. Willing to bring her back to her senses, John will have to delve into Rose's past to find the truth. But can he?
"Why the fuck are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie?!"
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 21, 2010 16:57:03 GMT -8
A film about the life of a critic who suffer's from asberger's syndrome and constant flashbacks to his childhood. Though out it, he will narrate his thoughts on certain genres or popular titles, and it will all be linked back to his childhood somehow, or development he went through in his later years. Such as when he watches a romantic comedy and remembers a girlfriend he had of which the relationship did not end on a high note. All through out, the theme is of how when things get older, they decay, and get corrupted, and we are shown this when we start seeing comparisons to earlier movies.
Save the Bullet.
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Brandon Skyblade
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 21, 2010 18:22:42 GMT -8
A documentary on how to conserve ammo in a firefight.
...Trust me, it's more exciting than it sounds.
"Dino Thunder, Power Up! HAH!"
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 21, 2010 19:27:19 GMT -8
Mount Olympus has been taken over by dinosaurs! Nuff said.
Legends.
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Brandon Skyblade
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 21, 2010 19:49:12 GMT -8
A parody of any and all generic action heroes in existence.
"S.P.D., Emergency!"
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Post by Prime Spinosaur on Dec 21, 2010 20:04:29 GMT -8
There was a goof up in the title, the real tittle was in fact, STD Emergency, about a woman who has to live her life knowing that she has aids and goes through harsh times remembering the hardships on her death bed. You have to run out of Power Ranger seasons eventually, dude.
The Broken Teapot.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2010 21:35:08 GMT -8
A movie about a run-down tavern facing hard times. Also the titular broken teapot.
"Mittens for Prez"
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Brandon Skyblade
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 22, 2010 8:05:11 GMT -8
The eventual true story of a cat named Mittens taking the Oval Office by storm and becoming the best President this country has ever seen. Then, we will wonder why we let our own species in the White House before this.
(Also, if you look at the Power Rangers history, there's still a few more to go. =3)
"Magical source, Mystic Force!"
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Post by Spectraitor on Dec 22, 2010 8:44:14 GMT -8
A magical girl anime starring Twili and her adventures with her band of merry friends, nicknamed Mystic Force. Much lulz ensues. Oh, spoiler? Fourth wall is destroyed by Alastor and the RPU players wreak havoc in the 1.5 episode.
You're such a Dork. Srsly.
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Brandon Skyblade
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Dec 22, 2010 9:00:40 GMT -8
(Twili: Wow, I get to be a leader. About time.)
An interview-driven story about...well, every single one of us in the RPU.
"Overdrive, Accelerate!"
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Post by therarelogic on Dec 24, 2010 6:10:41 GMT -8
A futuristic racing movie. It focuses on a young group of racers called the Overdrive Squad as they take on the futuristic Grand Prix and hope to win. However, the rules of future racing are quite complicated. All the cars in a particular team must remain linked together through an energy link. And that has one fatal side effect: should something fatal happen to one driver, it is shared with all the rest. The Overdrive Squad enter the race knowing this full well, but a villainous group of racers, a group which have been the champions for ten years now, see the Overdrive Squad as a viable threat, and set out to sabotage them. They strive to make sure they're never a threat again...
Promotion to Parent
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Post by readerwritergirl on Dec 24, 2010 21:36:37 GMT -8
Workaholic Rhee has received her promotion: babysitting her boss' kids! She dreads the first day as it takes her away from her office--but the kids need help.
They need Rhee.
"The fuck is with you and tires?!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2010 0:33:43 GMT -8
A group of alcoholics go on a road trip in order to impress some equally alcoholic women, as per Alcoholistanian tradition.
"Liek, OMG! Gag me with a spoon!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2010 1:24:30 GMT -8
A group of teenagers that have been dared to impersonate stereotypical valley girls for two weeks.
Yesterday
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2010 10:27:34 GMT -8
A movie about what happened the day before it released.
Loving Mother, Horrendously-Unneccessarily Tortured Wife
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2010 17:43:23 GMT -8
A story about Shannon, who is a good enough mother for Tommy, but who is a sucky wife by Todd's standards.
Even though Todd is a rich stockbroker, he demands Shannon pennypinch at every turn... That is, clip coupons and deny Tommy the delicious grocery-line candies, cookies, etc. or face the verbal beating of her life.
Eventually, Tommy grows wise to his father's miserly ways, and, in typical seven-year-old-fashion, somehow gets /b/ to help.
Oh, and /b/ gets tits.
"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2010 17:46:02 GMT -8
A snarker's attempts at counseling Nicholaus A. Paccione.
Much Ado About Muffins
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Post by tldr on Dec 26, 2010 20:04:42 GMT -8
The corn muffin is in love with the strawberry muffin. The strawberry muffin isn't allowed to have a boyfriend until her sister, the blueberry muffin, starts dating. So, the corn muffin enlists the carrot muffin for help.
The missing Toe.
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Post by readerwritergirl on Dec 26, 2010 20:11:06 GMT -8
Kenny is attacked by a crocodile during a trip and gets his toe bitten off! In a bizarre hunt for revenge, Kenny travels through the area in search of his missing toe.
"I don't have problems. Problems have ME!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2010 12:20:03 GMT -8
A documentary about someone named "OCD" in Soviet Russia, and how everyone claims them as a lover.
"You got your Toothpaste in my Peanut Butter!"
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Post by stormcat on Jan 1, 2011 13:39:31 GMT -8
A desperate candy maker needs to find the next big breakthrough or he gets fired. He's willing to go to extreme measures to keep his job.
"Surf Dogs"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2011 16:42:46 GMT -8
A sequel to the 2007 animated mockumentary "Surf's Up", this time featuring dogs.
"1-UP"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2011 18:27:10 GMT -8
Mario's battle with drugs [specifically shrooms] and trying to keep himself clean.
Halohead!!1!
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Post by stormcat on Jan 3, 2011 18:48:58 GMT -8
A documentary about the rise of Halo, and just how far some fans will go for it.
"March of the Damned"
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Post by readerwritergirl on Jan 3, 2011 19:45:10 GMT -8
Roger visits a new, wealthy city to study their lifestyle. His research goes well until that day: the day when the rich gather the poor, the handicapped, and the troubled--and damn them. The day when the less-fortunate are forced to march down the streets to be ridiculed.
The day Roger witnessed the March of the Damned.
"Let's see you talk your way out of this one . . . if you can."
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Post by therarelogic on Jan 5, 2011 15:35:45 GMT -8
Bob gets himself in trouble with the mafia, and needs to find a way to repay them.. quickly.
"What is this I don't even"
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