Wham Bam I Am! Jam
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Post by Wham Bam I Am! Jam on Jan 11, 2011 13:46:15 GMT -8
In my History class:
K: *Sees me reading a bok about communism.* Are you both a communist and a Nazi?
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Post by Corporal Flashback on Jan 12, 2011 11:25:19 GMT -8
From Facebook:
" As i said there is a difrnce btn muslims and islam is the religion. Jst as i said u cnt judge a religion by what sum people in that religion do. For example jst as George bush kiled milions in afganikstan and he is a christian we dnt label ...all christians as terorists. Anatha example is hitler who burnt down 6 milion jews and he was a jew we cnt label all jews as terorists then y is the media maligning muslims."
Oh dear. Oh dear dear. The sad thing is the rest of the argument (which I'm not posting) is sound, just that factual inaccuracy and the poor grammar.
I can't forgive the Israeli girl debating with him for not pullling him up on it and just repeating what she said before and ignoring everything the guy said.
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Jan 13, 2011 4:14:08 GMT -8
An idiot from my class thinks there's only rice in Denmark, Norway and Sweden.
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Jan 13, 2011 13:26:01 GMT -8
I used to mix up Danish/Dutch, but only after I learned that Danish were also a type of people and not just a jelly donut.
I WAZ SMRT N 3RD GRAD LOL
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Post by mrsdamienthorn on Jan 22, 2011 10:47:56 GMT -8
Teacher: (to a boy in my history class, let's call him B.) Have you been listening? B: Yeah. Teacher: So, what were we talking about? B: Denzel Washington. We were studying the French Revolution. I facepalmed at his fail.
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Post by Kookie on Jan 23, 2011 8:59:39 GMT -8
"Wow, all three of us are wearing ponytails! That's so weird!" -This annoying girl, talking about her, our friend, and me. We go to an all girls school where everyone wears ponytails on a daily basis because there are no guys there to impress. Yeah. I don't see anything weird about that.
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Post by AwkwardMelody on Jan 23, 2011 18:41:33 GMT -8
A kid in my math class who told me that she spent the first two weeks of class thinking I was a cute, feminine-looking guy. She had to convince me that she was serious.
Also, in my history class: Teacher: One of the last WWI survivors died recently- Student: Was he old?
And a kid in my Spanish class, wanting to know if Sydney, Australia was in Europe. ._.
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Post by Indigo Raven on Jan 23, 2011 19:52:48 GMT -8
I remember being 9 years old and going up to my teacher and asking her (I went to a Christian private school at the time), "How did God create the world in 7 days if the dinosaurs were from millions of years ago and there was an ice age after that?"
Her response? "The ice age has never been proven, nor have the dinosaurs. There is no proof of an ice age."
o.O This same school banned Harry Potter the next year.
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Post by Nebbles is quite whimsical on Jan 23, 2011 19:57:19 GMT -8
I remember being 9 years old and going up to my teacher and asking her (I went to a Christian private school at the time), "How did God create the world in 7 days if the dinosaurs were from millions of years ago and there was an ice age after that?"
Her response? "The ice age has never been proven, nor have the dinosaurs. There is no proof of an ice age."
o.O This same school banned Harry Potter the next year.
... what.
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Jan 24, 2011 12:59:42 GMT -8
I remember being 9 years old and going up to my teacher and asking her (I went to a Christian private school at the time), "How did God create the world in 7 days if the dinosaurs were from millions of years ago and there was an ice age after that?"
Her response? "The ice age has never been proven, nor have the dinosaurs. There is no proof of an ice age."
o.O This same school banned Harry Potter the next year. SOMEONE JUST HIT MY RAGE BUTTON
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Post by My Name Is Potato [Frees] on Jan 25, 2011 18:05:22 GMT -8
One of my friends accused one of my other friends of being homophobic because the second friend didn't want to draw a BL comic with her. Because how dare she not want to draw something that doesn't interest her, amirite?
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Post by Demeter on Jan 25, 2011 18:27:32 GMT -8
From Facebook: " As i said there is a difrnce btn muslims and islam is the religion. Jst as i said u cnt judge a religion by what sum people in that religion do. For example jst as George bush kiled milions in afganikstan and he is a christian we dnt label ...all christians as terorists. Anatha example is hitler who burnt down 6 milion jews and he was a jew we cnt label all jews as terorists then y is the media maligning muslims." Oh dear. Oh dear dear. The sad thing is the rest of the argument (which I'm not posting) is sound, just that factual inaccuracy and the poor grammar. I can't forgive the Israeli girl debating with him for not pullling him up on it and just repeating what she said before and ignoring everything the guy said. Wait, wasn't Hitler technically a Jew by their standards? Isn't Judaism passed down from the mother?
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Post by Philophobia on Jan 27, 2011 14:13:22 GMT -8
Katy Perry wants her song Peacock to be used as a gay pride anthem. As if that wasn't enough, her reasoning is "because peacock is a symbol of individuality and not just 'I wanna see your bulge.'" You listen to that fucking song and tell me if there's anything outside of "I wanna see your bulge." :I Katy's statement makes as much sense as Kellie Pickler saying europe is a country.
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Post by Philophobia on Jan 27, 2011 14:21:05 GMT -8
Hot damn, it looks like checking out my horocscope for shits and giggles and my weekly yoga routine will kill me somehow. Better start prayin' to Jesus!
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Post by Philophobia on Jan 27, 2011 14:23:23 GMT -8
"Animals deserve more rights than gay people." - girl next to me in math class My Reaction:
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Post by Biograph on Jan 27, 2011 14:33:40 GMT -8
From Facebook: " As i said there is a difrnce btn muslims and islam is the religion. Jst as i said u cnt judge a religion by what sum people in that religion do. For example jst as George bush kiled milions in afganikstan and he is a christian we dnt label ...all christians as terorists. Anatha example is hitler who burnt down 6 milion jews and he was a jew we cnt label all jews as terorists then y is the media maligning muslims." Oh dear. Oh dear dear. The sad thing is the rest of the argument (which I'm not posting) is sound, just that factual inaccuracy and the poor grammar. I can't forgive the Israeli girl debating with him for not pullling him up on it and just repeating what she said before and ignoring everything the guy said. Wait, wasn't Hitler technically a Jew by their standards? Isn't Judaism passed down from the mother? Hitler's mother wasn't Jewish, so no.
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Post by nchaos on Jan 27, 2011 14:37:10 GMT -8
I remember being 9 years old and going up to my teacher and asking her (I went to a Christian private school at the time), "How did God create the world in 7 days if the dinosaurs were from millions of years ago and there was an ice age after that?"
Her response? "The ice age has never been proven, nor have the dinosaurs. There is no proof of an ice age."
o.O This same school banned Harry Potter the next year.
... what.Fucking lol'd. Have you guys heard about the sect/movement of christians that think the dinosaurs not only never existed, but are a "ploy by Satan" or something equally ridiculous?
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Post by cookiecat on Jan 27, 2011 15:44:06 GMT -8
I have a lot.
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H: Hey, what language do they speak in Iceland, anyway? Me: They speak Icelandic, H. H: Wow, your funny! But seriously, what language do they speak?
2. "Hey, is tree an adjective?" 3. "Is Gandhi still alive?" 4. "Shakespeare's a book, right?" 5. "What's a hero?" (We came across the word in a book, she was completely serious.) 6. The parents of one of my friends banned her from reading for fun because her grades dropped. Yeah. 7. (From another forum, exact quote.) "I don't like people who whine alot or don't use proper grammer." 8. "Saying 'ain't' is proper English!" And, of course... 9. (About the school Spanish translator) "That's cool how she can speak both American and Mexican!"
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Post by limelightqueen on Jan 27, 2011 16:43:06 GMT -8
A girl I knew in high school, I accidentally cut my finger opening canned pears and didn't realize until after another friend had grabbed some of the pears. I realized and cursed and then:
Sarah: "You could have given him AIDS!" Me: "But, I don't have AIDS..." Sarah: "Yeah, but you get AIDS by sharing blood!" Me: "Um, only if one of the people actually has AIDS." Sarah: "Seriously?"
She was seventeen. And the worst part? I put my foot in my mouth telling my boyfriend about this about three years after it happened, completely forgetting that Sarah is his cousin!
PS: Yes, I know you can't get AIDS by ingesting another person's blood and that it's technically the HIV virus that is spread, but at that moment I was preforming stupidity triage.
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Post by Wham Bam I Am! Jam on Jan 28, 2011 12:21:46 GMT -8
Only four people (myself included) in my history class knew who Stalin was last year. I'm crying inside.
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Post by Philophobia on Jan 28, 2011 12:55:32 GMT -8
I have a lot. 1. H: Hey, what language do they speak in Iceland, anyway? Me: They speak Icelandic, H. H: Wow, your funny! But seriously, what language do they speak? 2. "Hey, is tree an adjective?" 3. "Is Gandhi still alive?" 4. "Shakespeare's a book, right?" 5. "What's a hero?" (We came across the word in a book, she was completely serious.) 6. The parents of one of my friends banned her from reading for fun because her grades dropped. Yeah. 7. (From another forum, exact quote.) "I don't like people who whine alot or don't use proper grammer." 8. "Saying 'ain't' is proper English!" And, of course... 9. (About the school Spanish translator) "That's cool how she can speak both American and Mexican!" My english teacher would go on a killing spree if he saw this.
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Post by Pripyat Rarity on Jan 28, 2011 13:06:29 GMT -8
Someone once asked me if Poison were a death metal band. I nearly died laughing. XD
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Post by Story Keeper on Jan 28, 2011 14:10:25 GMT -8
Only four people (myself included) in my history class knew who Stalin was last year. I'm crying inside. This. Four people?! Jesus. Come on, everyone should at least have heard of Stalin.
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Post by Philophobia on Jan 28, 2011 14:24:39 GMT -8
Don't feel bad. Somebody in my history class thought Chamberlin(or maybe it was Churchill) was the leader of Germany during WW2.
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Jan 28, 2011 14:55:57 GMT -8
So I read a couple-a lines from Snooki's book recently...
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Post by Sherry on Jan 28, 2011 15:49:13 GMT -8
Someone once asked me if Poison were a death metal band. I nearly died laughing. XD Well, there are more than one Poison. But assuming this person was talking about the glam band, then yeah, Lol indeed.
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Post by Pripyat Rarity on Jan 28, 2011 15:55:57 GMT -8
Someone once asked me if Poison were a death metal band. I nearly died laughing. XD Well, there are more than one Poison. But assuming this person was talking about the glam band, then yeah, Lol indeed.
They were indeed, cuz I was wearing a Poison t-shirt and they pointed it out, probably to attack death metal. If that was their intention, then they epically failed.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 16:20:44 GMT -8
"I thought Europe was a country." "Alfred Einstien..." Worst of all? That was said by a teacher. "Eastenders is based on real life stories." "How do you spell cute?" "Q-u-t-e." Once again, said by a teacher. I worry for the schools I've been to.
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Post by Philophobia on Jan 28, 2011 19:44:06 GMT -8
So I read a couple-a lines from Snooki's book recently... I'm not sure if I should know the terrors that are within. I don't think my brain cells can handle it.
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Post by Demeter on Jan 28, 2011 20:16:48 GMT -8
Wait, wasn't Hitler technically a Jew by their standards? Isn't Judaism passed down from the mother? Hitler's mother wasn't Jewish, so no.Oh, okay then.
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