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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Dec 21, 2010 10:44:12 GMT -8
WOAH SHIT CONTROVERSIAL POST TIME! This is bound to piss someone off massively, so it's not for the faint of heart. Trent wants to commit suicide because his fiancee left him. But, there's more of course. By "left him," I mean she said she didn't want to take risks while she was cheating on him for a while and she was running off with another guy, thus running a huge risk he'd find out. Trent still thinks she's worth everything and says he wants to kill her new boyfriend and kill himself over something that wasn't even his fault and he still believes his ex-fiancee is totally wonderful. Despite admitting that she left him, he's acting like her new boyfriend just kidnapped her in the middle of the night and magically made her cheat. There are times when I just don't know what to do with that boy.
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Post by pandora on Dec 21, 2010 20:35:23 GMT -8
WOAH SHIT CONTROVERSIAL POST TIME! This is bound to piss someone off massively, so it's not for the faint of heart. Trent wants to commit suicide because his fiancee left him. But, there's more of course. By "left him," I mean she said she didn't want to take risks while she was cheating on him for a while and she was running off with another guy, thus running a huge risk he'd find out. Trent still thinks she's worth everything and says he wants to kill her new boyfriend and kill himself over something that wasn't even his fault and he still believes his ex-fiancee is totally wonderful. Despite admitting that she left him, he's acting like her new boyfriend just kidnapped her in the middle of the night and magically made her cheat. There are times when I just don't know what to do with that boy.
Some people want something so badly, they will tell themselves whatever they can come up with to make themselves feel better, or like they are right. It's hard to admit that someone you love is a total cunt. He's trying to rationalize the situation instead of admitting the truth about it.
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Post by nchaos on Dec 22, 2010 12:16:50 GMT -8
"You're too cool to be a guy". From one of my male friends. Not getting the whole transgender thing.
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Post by Animosity on Dec 22, 2010 13:43:37 GMT -8
"You're too cool to be a guy". From one of my male friends. Not getting the whole transgender thing. Great, now I have the feeling someone is going to tell me that. And it'll probably be my parents . . .
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Dec 22, 2010 15:06:19 GMT -8
"You're too cool to be a guy". From one of my male friends. Not getting the whole transgender thing. ...This post actually offended me, and it's not even directed at me. ._. @thread: I've had a substitute for the past six weeks in my English class, since our teacher was taking care of her new baby. Our old teacher came back today, and she wanted us to discuss the substitute. I was reminded of all the fucktardery that happened, first and foremost, the sub's voice was beyond quiet. You really had to strain your ears to hear her, and she was in the back of the room most of the time with a whole bunch of students talking over her, so she'd move to the front of the room and get a little bit louder and yell at us because omg we dont listen (which is true), but most of the time, we couldn't hear her! It's a fail-fail situation!
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Post by nchaos on Dec 22, 2010 23:12:28 GMT -8
"You're too cool to be a guy". From one of my male friends. Not getting the whole transgender thing. ...This post actually offended me, and it's not even directed at me. Dude, I had to try so hard not to flip shit on him, because I know he's trying to understand it and he's always trying to keep shit light hearted, but he just can NOT seem to comprehend that it's not something I can "just get over". Bah.
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Post by pandora on Dec 23, 2010 17:05:37 GMT -8
"You're too cool to be a guy". From one of my male friends. Not getting the whole transgender thing. Wait...what? What was he even trying to say with that?
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Dec 24, 2010 3:11:44 GMT -8
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Post by Niccoletta on Dec 24, 2010 15:47:31 GMT -8
"You're too cool to be a guy". From one of my male friends. Not getting the whole transgender thing. Great, now I have the feeling someone is going to tell me that. And it'll probably be my parents . . . My mother once told me that I'm either too feminine to be a guy, or if I were one I'd be gay. Wtf, Mom? You're usually pretty cool with this stuff. I mean, I don't identify strongly as male, but that still kinda hurts.
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Post by Kookie on Jan 3, 2011 14:28:02 GMT -8
"Has been through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10...only happens every 1,000 years." I hope this person meant 100 years. I really do.
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Post by The_Yellow_Fox on Jan 3, 2011 14:38:37 GMT -8
"Has been through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10...only happens every 1,000 years." I hope this person meant 100 years. I really do. I know people who have said that as well. They honestly believe it, even after I explained it to them.
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Post by Corporal Flashback on Jan 4, 2011 6:34:01 GMT -8
"The United States brought democracy to Europe for the first time."
Riiiiiiiight. Could the whoever did this share the time travel they used to introduce it to the Greeks? Cos time travel is awesome.
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Jan 4, 2011 8:46:25 GMT -8
"The United States brought democracy to Europe for the first time." Riiiiiiiight. Could the whoever did this share the time travel they used to introduce it to the Greeks? Cos time travel is awesome. Who the hell said that? I hope he was (IRL)trolling.
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Post by Corporal Flashback on Jan 4, 2011 9:23:06 GMT -8
"The United States brought democracy to Europe for the first time." Riiiiiiiight. Could the whoever did this share the time travel they used to introduce it to the Greeks? Cos time travel is awesome. Who the hell said that? I hope he was (IRL)trolling. A member of my other forum. He's not trolling, he's just thick. He doesn't have any concept of history before the seventeenth century. He thought the Aztecs were fictional characters "because their name is stupid".
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Post by xander on Jan 4, 2011 9:27:07 GMT -8
"You vegetarian?"
Now, it doesn't sound like a stupid question at first until I tell you a couple things: a) The reason for this question was because I mentioned something about vegan fudge. Yes, because making vegan fudge means I'm ttly veggie. ---What makes this even more ridiculous is if he had been listening at all, I mentioned making the fudge so my vegan friends would be able to have some. Making vegan fudge for friends = me vegetarian, amirite? b) We had that discussion already. Not very long before he asked me this. I told you I'm pescatarian, remember? Or were you not listening to me then, either?
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Jan 5, 2011 2:49:02 GMT -8
Ditz from class: *hears that there's bubonic plague in Asia* *panics* ARE WE IN ASIA RIGHT NOW?! Me: No, Anne, we're in Denmark. Ditz: B-but Nicole told me that Denmark's in Asia! Me: *facepalms*
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Jan 5, 2011 3:41:03 GMT -8
"The United States brought democracy to Europe for the first time." Riiiiiiiight. Could the whoever did this share the time travel they used to introduce it to the Greeks? Cos time travel is awesome. Yikes. What makes his idiotic statement a really bad joke is that the Founders didn't care much for Athenian democracy. They instead favored a democratic republic, and studied the Roman Republic as a model of representative government. And where's Rome? In Italy. And where's Italy? In Europe! LOL! *facepalm*
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Post by Captain Victoria on Jan 5, 2011 4:34:39 GMT -8
Me: I think it's unfair that a good actor/actress gets paid far more than a decent neurosurgeon.
Girl: But actors have to, like, memorise lines and stuff...
You don't belong in Soc class. :V
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Post by Weed Candy (AwesomesauceSoup) on Jan 5, 2011 9:00:04 GMT -8
Katy Perry wants her song Peacock to be used as a gay pride anthem. As if that wasn't enough, her reasoning is "because peacock is a symbol of individuality and not just 'I wanna see your bulge.'" You listen to that fucking song and tell me if there's anything outside of "I wanna see your bulge." :I
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Post by queencherryfairy on Jan 5, 2011 12:05:03 GMT -8
^ Further proof that Katy Perry is a slap in the face of gay rights. (As if "I Kissed a Girl" wasn't enough...)
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Post by FlyingMintBunny on Jan 6, 2011 14:36:53 GMT -8
Whilst hosting a guided tour: "The river Thames is the second largest river in London." "The face of Big Ben is over 20 diameters in width." DERP. ~Random guy off the Apprentice whose name has already vanished into the murky depths of faildom. And I forgot it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2011 18:57:15 GMT -8
A 15 year old girl at debate practice asked what the KKK was.
Of course, my sister also had to explain to her how women got pregnant and what condoms were too.
The girl is BEYOND sheltered. Her parents wouldn't let her read 'Of Mice and Men' in school.
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Jan 7, 2011 2:58:06 GMT -8
A 15 year old girl at debate practice asked what the KKK was. Of course, my sister also had to explain to her how women got pregnant and what condoms were too. The girl is BEYOND sheltered. Her parents wouldn't let her read 'Of Mice and Men' in school. O.O Wow. I read that book when I was 10 years old. xD
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Post by aealo on Jan 7, 2011 4:53:32 GMT -8
Only four people (myself included) in my history class knew who Stalin was last year.
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Post by PiedPiperPluto on Jan 9, 2011 12:55:28 GMT -8
At one point during chemistry class, our teacher was giving us a bit of background information on the periodic table, and got a bit distracted. He then asked us who ruled Russia during a specific period of time.
One of the answers? Napoleon.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2011 16:18:18 GMT -8
A classmate: ''You can't speak English I speak English.'' What the fuck does that mean. What is he supposed to speak? German?
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Post by PoisonClaw on Jan 10, 2011 16:39:15 GMT -8
"Why is the toaster plugged in?"
One of many exerts from my brother, seemingly forgetting the fact that atleast four other things were plugged in at the same time including the blender and toaster oven. But no, if the toaster's plugged in then there's a problem.
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Post by annaofcrazyland on Jan 11, 2011 1:13:54 GMT -8
A guy from my class thinks that sushi is a traditional Chinese dish.
EDIT: Awkward wording
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Post by Jean-Thomas Renault on Jan 11, 2011 10:25:09 GMT -8
At one point during chemistry class, our teacher was giving us a bit of background information on the periodic table, and got a bit distracted. He then asked us who ruled Russia during a specific period of time. One of the answers? Napoleon. Well, he certainly would have had his Russian campaign not been a failure.
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Post by PiedPiperPluto on Jan 11, 2011 13:29:26 GMT -8
At one point during chemistry class, our teacher was giving us a bit of background information on the periodic table, and got a bit distracted. He then asked us who ruled Russia during a specific period of time. One of the answers? Napoleon. Well, he certainly would have had his Russian campaign not been a failure. True. However, seeing as this is a tenth-grade chemistry class and the history class we were all required to take last year spent quite a bit of time on Napoleon, I'd think those of us who passed the class, which apparently includes this person, would know that while Russia was one of the areas Napoleon tried to conquer, he did not succeed in doing so.
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