Deadpool & Skyblade: The RP (Jump in)

[Alastor]

Deadpool began to hum his theme as he span in his chair.

[Brandon Skyblade]

Suddenly, the trio shows up and-
"Woah ho ho ho no. This is MY show!" Brianna said. "I'M the kickass sidekick, y'all can get the flap out."
"'Y'all?' Since when do you talk like that-" Brandon got out before being kicked from the topic.
"Would you prefer kickban, banhammer or just plain GTFO?" Brianna asked like a maid.
"You don't need to be rude about it..." Twili said before going to leave.
"Nah, I'm just joking with ya." Brianna said, patting Twili's shoulder.
"I'll leave anyway. Brandon wouldn't last a second in a RP topic without either of us." Twili replied.
"You're so right." Brianna added as Twili left.

"NOW THEN! Ten hut, good buddy, this RP is a-go!" Brianna shouted, saluting Deadpool.

[Darth Pichu]

That was when Shane let down a cloaking spell, revealing himself to have been hiding behind Deadpool the entire time. He promptly stabbed Deadpool in the throat, putting a hand over his mouth to muffle his screams. A playful smile crossed his face as he whispered in his ear, "I told you I'd get revenge."

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Shane, don't even try it. He's immortal in and out of the Ask topics. He can, and will shrug it off AND laugh at you for not knowing that AND spout some awesome insults at you while breaking the fourth wall every fifth word in his yellow thought bubbles." Brianna explained. "That just about cover the basics, Deadpool?"

[Darth Pichu]

"Doesn't matter." Shane grinned, "I got revenge, didn't I?"

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Nope. No kill, no revenge. Besides, I think he's enjoying that." Brianna replied.

[Alastor]

Deadpool gave a thumbs up as the phone went off.

"Deadpool and His Sidekick Skyblade Hunting, Wade speaking." He told the other person, "Really? Forks, WA you say? Eh, about $3000 dollars and two passes to Stark Amusment Park, WA. I'll see you soon then."
He put the phone on the charger, "Good news everyone! We're killing some fairies! TO THE DEADPOOLMOBILE!"

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Forks? Er, Deadpool, I think it's not fairies. When I think fairies...I expect something small, blue and more annoying than us combined! But that place...oh wait, total pussies of 'vampires!' Perfect first target for me! LET ME AT 'EM! Hey, I should get some Belmont gear..." Brianna said.

[Darth Pichu]

Shane sulked a little bit, "B-.. but... not fair." he sulked a bit.

His ears perked up when he head the word 'vampires'.

"Vampires?" he asked, his eyes shining, "The legions of the undead? Are these the sort that react violently when you set them aflame and then watch them burn in writhing agony, the sound of their screams like rapture to your ears?" he blinked a few times, smiling like a little boy in a candy shop, "Can I come too?"

[Brandon Skyblade]

Brianna laughed like a hyena at Shane's perkiness.
"You're not talking about COMPETENT vampires, are you? Oh no, no, no. That's not it at all. But...dear lord, you'll see. And when you are shocked at this, I'll laugh and revel in your suffering!" She said, still cracking up, running to the Deadpoolmobile.

[Alastor]

Deadpool tossed his sidekick the keys, getting in the Deadpoolmobile. "Not like I care. If they sparkle, they're fairies to me."

[Brandon Skyblade]

"W-wait, why do I get the keys? It's yours! And I'm only...ahem, 'licensed' to fly an Arwing, not drive a ground vehicle!" Brianna pleaded, then looking down at the keys. "Well...I guess this would be a good time to learn. All right then, LET'S REV IT UP! Okay, remind me never to borrow that from Yusei again."
She got in the vehicle and turned the keys, then going to drag Shane along. She put him right in front of Deadpool for..."safe keeping".
"Better phrase! SHIFT INTO TURBO!" She shouted as she revved up the Deadpoolmobile. "By the way...like the new text?" She asked.

[Alastor]

The merc gave a thumbs up.
"Do think they'll have my soaps?"

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Uh...maybe? Anyway, let's go!" Brianna said before flooring it.
"Mighty engines roar, turbo charged for more, drive four on the floor, GO! Deadpool Rangers Turbo, GO! Deadpool Rangers Turbo, GO! Deadpool Rangers Turbo, DA DA DADADA DA! Gooooo ooooooooo ooooooo ooooooo!~" She sang as she drove recklessly.

[Darth Pichu]

Shane peered out the window happily, excited about going for a drive.

"I never get to ride in these things." he said, looking around happily, bouncing a bit in his seat, "We get to go on a roadtrip! Are we going to sing songs? I like songs."

[Alastor]

"Why ar-" Deadpool was stopped by a sparkly light. "Brianna, I think we found our first target. NOW IS FIGHTY TIME!"

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Wow...Shane is becoming insanely out of character. Oh, we're here already? DAMN, that's fast!" Brianna said, getting out and taking out her sword. She stared down at it for a second before putting it away. "Eff. That. Cooler idea!" She pulled out Twili's..."borrowed" PSP with Birth By Sleep still loaded in it, put her hand on it and then put it away. "If this isn't a serious RP either...why should I be? IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!"
Lightning appeared around Brianna.
"Terra Power!" She shouted, becoming engulfed in Terra's armor yet again and pulling out a Keyblade.
"FIRE RAID!" She yelled before setting the Keyblade on fire and throwing it at the vampire.

[Darth Pichu]

Shane pouted a little, "Hey, I can get excited sometimes, can't I?" he asked, "I know I'm a psychotic, criminally insane killer with a split personality, but I'm still just a ten year old." he smiled, ignoring the fact, for the moment, that he was actually fourteen. For right now he was ten.

He sprang out of the car as soon as they stopped, drawing a knife from his pocked. He said a quick chant, casting a fire spell upon one of the sparkly men.

"That can't be right." Shane murmured, "These aren't vampires. They've got glitter all over them. Undead things don't sparkle... and they don't smell this nice."

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Didn't I just freaking tell you they aren't competent vampires?" Brianna said. "Oh, and I forgot to laugh at your reaction. HA! HA! HA! And now I'm bored of the Keyblade Ranger thing." She added before powering down. "Better alternative, go!" She then tied on a blue headband, took out a chain whip and put on a belt with several vials of holy water and a cross strapped to it.
"DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"[/b] She said before unleashing unholy (or holy, rather) Belmont-style hell on the "vampire" with several swings of the whip.[/color]

[Alastor]

"Aw your no fun. I wanted to shoot it..." Deadpool said, frowning under his mask. He grabbed the remains of the 'vampire', a Forks High student ID reading 'Jasper Cullen'.
"One down, um... However many left too go!"

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Aww, sorry bud. You can have First Blood next time. Speaking of colors...why aren't you using yellow text? I mean, your boxes are yellow, why not make text on a forum that way?" Brianna replied.

[Alastor]

"The geek who I'm allowing to be honored with my presents can't sadly." Deadpool replied, looking at a map. "Why is there a manor here? Does Batman live here?!"

[Brandon Skyblade]

"Maybe there's a Castlevania in America? Who knows? And...wait, your puppeteer really doesn't know how? Like going under the Profile option, doing Modify Profile and changing the Font Color? Wow...oh wait, my creator was reminded of updates, so he needed someone telling him as well. Oh well, nothing for it. OOOOOOOOONWARD!" Brianna said, marching ahead.

((Uh...pay no attention to the quip, but yeah, that's how my thing is blue. XD))

[Alastor]

Deadpool, his sidekick, and his sidekick's sidekick teleported to the nearby forest first, overhearing sappy bullshit character talking to himself.
"THIS IS A SKIN OF A KILLER." Edward yelled, sparkling like crazy.
Deadpool giggled loudly, bearly breathing.
"WHO GOES TH-" Edward yelled, promtly getting a hyperbar to the face.

[Brandon Skyblade]

Brianna could barely contain her laughter. "Haaaaaa haha! Dear lord, I got quite a rise out of that! Oh dude...you are the most hilarious son of a bitch on the planet." She said before getting her whip back out. "Hold on, hold on, I need to redo a famous line here." She cracked the whip at Edward's neck, sending his head flying, completely torn off. Brianna then took a deep breath, screaming
"DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

[Darth Pichu]

"He's doing it to mess with you." Shane grinned, "He wants to fool with your mind."

He picked up the little card, "Forks high school." he frowned, "There are more of them?" he blinked, "why would they want to build an academy for vampires?"

Shane seized as Edward Cullen jumped out of the brush at them. For a second he nearly dropped his knife.

"Killer?" he blinked

Then he proceeded to light the vampire on fire from the inside out. He grabbed his knife, jumping on top of him and stabbing at his eyes.

"Murderer!" he cried, "Damn you to the bowels of hell!"

[Alastor]

Deadpool saw that the fairy was still liv- undead. He promtly used his pet Pokemon/Flamethrower Growlithe on the bastard. Shortly after, the trio and Shane teleported to Forks High.
"OK who can lure the 3rd and 4th fairies?"

[Darth Pichu]

"Vampires like, blood, right?" Shane asked. Looking around. There were a bunch of people stalking the halls, up and down. He grabbed at one unsuspecting passerby and dug his knife into her throat.

"Hey vampires!" he called, "I've got blood!"

[Alastor]

Deadpool's masked jaw dropped, "Dude."
((OOC- I can't write the other Cullens. >>))

[Brandon Skyblade]

((Here's an idea, nuke 'em and move on. Like so!))
Brianna not only saw several vampires come out of the woodwork, but what looked like werewolves along with them, seemingly following the vampires. One of the wolves in particular seemed to run faster than the others, as if he was pissed off at who Shane stabbed.
"One second...Magic Lens!" She tossed the Tales Of related item at the girl Shane stabbed. "Oh dear...Bella, huh? Woah, Main Character status!? Oh, forget it. Hey, I spy with my little eye a candle!" Brianna said before striking a candle with the whip, making a giant heart fall out of it. "13...14...15! Here we go! TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!"
She shouted before pointing her left index finger at the sky.
"HYDRO STORM!" She cried, making acid rain fall from the sky, constantly damaging the vampires and werewolves. "Damaging? That's it? Good thing I had 30! HYDRO STORM!" She called the rain again, this time wiping out most of the opposition save for the one pissed off werewolf.