Brandon Skyblade
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 7, 2010 10:23:19 GMT -8
How did a whole week just pass? You're asking me? And where did these weapons come from!? Well, SOMEBODY likes us! Let's see what we can referen-I mean, take... Don't you have the Keyblade with that armor? Oh man, speaking of which...I'M FREAKING BURNING UP IN HERE! Bri, when I get this off, do that Bioshock-type thing I did to you and the Ambiguously Crazy Duo. Why? Just do it, quick! -FWOOSH, and off goes the armor and Keyblade, reverting Brianna to normal- L-like this? -MORE FWOOSH!- Hah, exactly! No more sweaty armor for me! Now, let's see...you two are Mages, so you get crappy staves. *tosses* Hey, that's not fair to them! They need PROPER physical weapons? Are you out of your mind? Now then...aha, Ragnell! *picks up* I'll take that one. I guess I can use...this. *Fire Emblem Item Get sound* An IRON SWORD!? You have more Con than you need for that, use this! *throws Durandal* *catches* Woah, WOAH! *falls* Ow...not that one... *switches Durandal with Master Sword and Hylian Shield* There, you go SnS, I'll go 1-handed Greatsword. Fine...ow! That fall hurt my arm! It's only your right arm. Only a problem if your sword arm hurts.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 9, 2010 4:46:04 GMT -8
A well appeared on the tv as Sadako came crawling out of the screen. "Yo She-Bitch." Deadpool said, channeling Ash as he fired a bullet at the ghost girl, "Let's rock." (I just noticed Deadpool & Friends fit as a Five Man Band: Deadpool is The Hero, Brianna is The Lancer, Shane is The Smart Guy, Half Mage is The Big Guy, Bri is The Chick.)
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 9, 2010 6:24:20 GMT -8
Lancer!? I'll give you Lancer, you smug son of a-Who are you talking to?Deadpool's puppeteer, of course. Deadpool's not the only one allowed to break the fourth wall....For one, I'll take being The Chick, then.Hmm...I wonder who's gonna be our Sixth Ranger?Brandon or Twili?As if! This topic's just you and me on Skyblade's side! Unless, he gets another cool puppet...Please not Yuki or Anna...I said ANOTHER puppet. One that ISN'T overpowered.A!Yuki's overpowered?You'd be surprised what a "gangsta" version of Yuki is capable of.N-now, I don't wanna know. Anyway...*blue glow* (Aether) *slashes ghost repeatedly, sapping HP* Great...AETHERRRRRRRRR!That must really hurt. *Slams ghost down and poses Power Ranger style*Brianna EXP(---------)90->0 -Level Up!- Brianna Lv.19 HP (32)+1 ...What?That's...all you got?Oh, *EFF* you, Anna!:3
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Post by Alastor on Nov 9, 2010 7:49:26 GMT -8
(You and Deadpool alter- *Keyblade thrown at me* MY EYE!) Deadpool blinked. "Works for me!" He yelled changing the channel to Golden Girls.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 9, 2010 7:57:25 GMT -8
Weird, I sent away the Keyblade already. You're welcome! Oh wow...Brandon did something useful for once. Hi, Brandon! *waves* ...Who is she and why is she stealing Twili's color? *pushes him out* No one you need to know. Hey, I like this show. You sure you don't have any free Best Buy DVD's?
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 13, 2010 6:42:02 GMT -8
Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!Yes, Brianna?I'm bored. Well...Deadpool's been watching that for days now...Exactly. Give me something to do!But I...don't know what you can do!ANYTHING! Umm...go play with Shane?OKAY! ;DWait a minute, that might be a bad idea...Don't care, Bri, need entertainment! Shane, start a fire, freeze something, fry me with lightning, ANYTHING TO KEEP ME FROM BEING BORED!!F-fry you with lightning!?Oh, I'll be fine! Pleeeeeeeeeeease, Shane? I have a very bad feeling about this...
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Post by Alastor on Nov 13, 2010 6:50:25 GMT -8
"MIIIISSES SKYBLADE!" Yelled Matthew Patel as he broke through the roof with a flying punch.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 13, 2010 8:40:52 GMT -8
Oh. Or Deadpool's puppeteer can do that. HIYA! *waves* Wha-how did he...umm...you know what? Never mind...I'll just...be over here...staying quiet.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 13, 2010 9:12:26 GMT -8
"Aren't you going to ask who I am?" Patel asked.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 13, 2010 9:39:51 GMT -8
*stares at username* The author that puppets Deadpool, of course? ANYWAY, let's keep myself entertained! Shane, go right ahead! LIGHT ME UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!
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Post by Alastor on Nov 13, 2010 9:45:21 GMT -8
"...Puppetter?" Patel said. "Nevermind! I AM MATTHEW PATTEL! RAMONA'S FIRST EVIL EX!" He's from Scott Pilgrim, pointed out The Yellow Thought Box, despite Deadpool taking the day off..
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 13, 2010 12:05:29 GMT -8
Oh, NOW I recognize you! You're the total pansy of a boss from the demo of the Scott Pilgrim game, aren't ya? The one that gets KO'd, Street Fighter Alpha 3 style! I knew I had a bad feeling about this...
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Post by Alastor on Nov 13, 2010 12:45:22 GMT -8
"WH- Hang on..." Patel paused as he anwsered his phone. "Bakura and friends? ...I request that I can kill Ramona's love intrests.OK then." He hung up his phone. "AHEM! I AM MATTHEW PATEL! THE FIRST OF BAKURA AND FRIENDS! LET US CONSIDER OUR FIGHT STARTED!" he said, firing a fireball at Brianna.
(Pick two puppets for our Psycho Rangers!)
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 13, 2010 13:02:47 GMT -8
*Side steps and shrugs* Still pathetic, I see. Can't be helped, I guess. Be careful, Brianna! Careful? Against this loser? Are you joking? *record scratch* Psycho Rangers? What in the hell are you talking about? I pick Terra and Riku, they're strong as hell! PISS OFF, BRO! *throws out of topic again* Where was I...oh, right. How about I counter your shitty Hadoken with this! *knocks Patel into the air with Ragnell* GREAT...AETHERRRRRRRRRRRR! *slams down in a fiery blaze* You'll get no sympathy from me...
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Post by Alastor on Nov 13, 2010 13:15:22 GMT -8
(Deadpool and Friends' evil(er?) counterparts!) Patel quickly rised back up, "THIS IS HARD MODE, BITCH." He fired off an undodgable or blockable fireball while summoning his demon hipster chicks.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 13, 2010 13:22:55 GMT -8
His demon hipster chicks fired more fireballs at Brianna.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 13, 2010 14:08:08 GMT -8
Okay...forgot about those. Yikes! *hit by a few fireballs* FIYA FIYA! YO DOC, I NEED HELP OVER HERE!Brianna!!Damn it, Fire Screen only cuts this damage by 20%! *hit by more* F-f-f-FIYA!Brianna...no...*deflects a couple* That was...a bit close. Damn, those stung like a boss-SHIT, BRI, HEADS UP!Huh? AHH! *runs from deflected fireballs*Weird...now THOSE are kicking our asses. Bri, get out of there!I...I can't outrun them!Grr...I'll help ya! *dives in front of Bri-targeted fireballs, taking the damage* Gah!Oh no! Brianna, speak to me!I'll be...*cough*...fine. Why you...I'll...you'll...YOU'LL PAY FOR HURTING HER! *throws Master Sword and Brianna's Ragnell at the demons, cutting through them*Oh...shit, she's good.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 13, 2010 14:17:30 GMT -8
More hipster chicks kept spawning, firing fireballs.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 13, 2010 14:35:15 GMT -8
Fine then! Bring them all on! But, don't you DARE hurt myself again! Wow, she gets as passionate as me when she's angry...go, Bri, go! RAAAAAH! *picks up Ragnell and Master Sword and starts to hack away at the demons*
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Post by mekasoundwave on Nov 13, 2010 17:32:46 GMT -8
Suddenly, there was a giant robot head shaped hole in the cealing, and a giant robot head crashed on the ground. The head was mostly red, with a gray face, and a pinkish dome covering the top.
"Okay, that landing could have gone better," said a voice coming from the robot head.
"Bu! Bu!" said another, smalelr sounding voice.....
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 13, 2010 18:03:54 GMT -8
*doesn't pay attention to the robots and keeps slashing the demons* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! Hey, no interrupting her rage! This is quality entertainment! *gathers light around her* Critical Impact!! A Command Style!? *more light!!* BLADE CHARGE!! *Ragnell and Master Sword gain light extensions* WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I DO THAT!? *watches with jaw dropped as Bri goes totally berserk on the respawning demons*
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Post by Alastor on Nov 14, 2010 11:45:31 GMT -8
Deadpool came falling down from the sky, landing on the mech's dome. "Hey, Simon ol' buddy!" he said, despite the topic invovling the two not being made yet, "How's life?" He then shot Patel, who exploded into coins and so did his minions. KO!
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Post by mekasoundwave on Nov 14, 2010 13:03:32 GMT -8
Simon jumped as Deadpool landed on Lagann's Dome head. Usually when people landed on the dome, that meant he was about to get punched in the face.
"Oh, Hey Deadpool. We Know each other, apparently!"
Simon reached down and opened the dome of Lagann so he could see what was going on better.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 14, 2010 13:11:20 GMT -8
*pant pant* Hah...wait...what did...what did I just do? You kicked ass, that's what! Everything short of tearing off your shirt and going "BAM! SMACK! POW! BAZOIKA!" I...I did? Yeah! You were more powerful than me! And that's...okay, not saying too much about myself, but still way more powerful! And...*turns around*...woah wait, that was SIMON'S mech!? Wow, I need to actually watch that show...
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Post by Alastor on Nov 18, 2010 5:22:58 GMT -8
Deadpool slid off Gurren's roof, landing on his feet. "So what the hell was that about?"
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Post by mekasoundwave on Nov 18, 2010 15:10:43 GMT -8
"No Clue. I was flying around in Gurren, when suddenly I hit....Something... and crashed through your roof. Apparently crossing realities, too. "
Simon scratched his head, still very confused at what had happened and how he got here...
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 18, 2010 15:20:02 GMT -8
Brianna: So do people actually know who the hell they think you are nowadays?
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Post by mekasoundwave on Nov 18, 2010 15:34:20 GMT -8
"Considering that I'm the President? Yes. Bout time, too. Sometimes it felt like I was giving everyone I fought my resume... 'I'm SIMON THE DIGGER! I AM A TEAM PLAYER! I HAVE A BACHELOR'S DEGREE! I HAVE A WORK ETHIC UNMATCHED ON HEAVEN OR EARTH!' Kinda like that."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 18, 2010 15:59:53 GMT -8
But here's a question...is it unmatched in HELL!?
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