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Post by Alastor on Nov 3, 2010 3:59:06 GMT -8
To whom, Deadpool shot five times, killing the wolf. Deadpool and Brianna went to Disneyland Stark Park, leaving Shane in the car with the window slightly open.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 3, 2010 4:16:08 GMT -8
"Yay!" Brianna merely said as she saw the place. "Bye bye, Shane! Be a good boy in the car!" She teased, joining Deadpool in his theme park endeavors.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 3, 2010 6:34:30 GMT -8
Three hours later... The duo had walked out Deadpool totally drunk and driving. They went so fast that the Deadpoolmobile went back in time, to a Heavy Metal fantasy world. "Uh, I don't think were in Kanas anymore."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 3, 2010 6:40:53 GMT -8
"We were in Kansas? Or Kanas, or wherever you just said?" Brianna said, noticing the environment. "Woah, back up!" She read the text above her. "Heavy Metal fantasy world? NO WAY, did we just teleport to Brutal Legend!? Where the most AWESOME version of Jack Black resides!?" Her face lit up like a Christmas Tree overloaded. "How many times can you multiply the awesomeness here before I burst!?" She got out and took in the medieval, yet rocking environment.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 3, 2010 6:50:20 GMT -8
Getting out of the car, Deadpool looked around the world, "Geek has terrible grammar." he explained, noticing Fleetus he turned to his sidekick "Who the hell is that?"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 3, 2010 6:54:34 GMT -8
"Dunno, I only remember the guy Jack Black voices, that one chick from the beginning and the guy Ozzy Osbourne voices. No good with just names otherwise...unless that WAS one of their names, in which case my creator is an idiot." Brianna said, turning back to Shane. "We still teasing him with the outside world?"
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Post by Alastor on Nov 3, 2010 6:59:15 GMT -8
"He's our w- HOLY BLUE SKULLS, BATMAN!" He yelled seeing an army of Black Tear units, "GOTH ZOMBIES!"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 3, 2010 7:42:19 GMT -8
"And here we go." Brianna said, getting the Belmont gear back up. "GRAND CROSS!" She shouted, summoning tons of holy crosses to attack the incoming zombie mob.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 3, 2010 8:10:24 GMT -8
Deadpool, being no strangers to zombies, fired head shots. "Hey Shane! Play some Black Sabbath!"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 3, 2010 8:11:48 GMT -8
"Damn text reverting like that...oh, by the way, I'd like to interject before Shane can attack to make this statement, in song, to announce my revised theme song for the topic." Brianna said before bringing up a clipboard.
"Ahem...Deadpool and Skyblade! We're like a grenade! He's a badass Merc! Murdering's his thing! I love references! And really like swords! Copyright Skyblade! Copy and we'll raid! I think that the song should just go on!~ But, I'll stop for right there. Don't wanna get TOO ahead of ourselves, right?"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 3, 2010 17:14:41 GMT -8
"H-.. hey!" Shane pouted, "Why do I have to stay in the car?"
He sat down dejectedly.
"Well, it's not so bad." he told himself, "At least it's warm. Matria never gets this warm, not even in the summer." he frowned. Even with the window cracked the sunlight beat down on him heavily, "Hey Deadpool? Brandon? Are you guys coming back soon? It's hot in here." He put his hands up against the window, looking around, "You... guys?"
He shrugged, "Well, I'm sure nothing bad will come of this." Shane said, "After all, it's not like people are looking out for murderous twelve year olds with super powers, right? I don't look like I have super powers or kill for fun, and what would anyone want with a regular twelve year old all alone in a car with no adult supervision or anyone around for miles? I'm perfectly safe."
All of a sudden Jacob Black appeared licking his lips seductively from the backseat.
"I heard you're twelve today." Jacob said.
"Actually I'm fourteen." Shane said, "But I think I'm twelve sometimes. Also there's a ten year old living in my head. He says hi." Shane blinked, "Are you okay, it looked like you were salivating for a second."
"No reason." Jacob said, unzipping his pants.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 3, 2010 17:55:29 GMT -8
All of a sudden, Brianna got a bad feeling in her mind...actually, make that two. "Okay...two things I'm sensing. One: You left that last werewolf alive by mistake. And Two: Some jackass just confused me with my brother." She said, prepping her whip again and running back in Shane's direction. When she saw Jacob, she gasped while running straight for the vehicle. She slid along the trunk to the other side, bashed the window in, unlocked the door and threw Jacob right out. "Death in the Heavy Metal world will set your soul wandering for eternity!" She said before throwing several vials of the holy water on the unsuspecting werewolf. "Who needs that Beastfoe skill? I can take on ANY kind of Laguz after dealing with him!"
Following the werewolf-slaying, she mopped up the remains (by burning with another vial them no less) and poked her head inside the Deadpoolmobile. "Good thing you called me by my brother's name, or I would've doubted you were in trouble. Just..." She prepped the chain whip again. "Don't do it again if you value your sanity."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 3, 2010 18:14:36 GMT -8
"Okay Brandon." Shane grinned, "I don't really value my sanity. Sir Carris says I don't have any. Usually then he goes and drinks for a while and then he passes out. He says it dulls the pain. Sir Carris is funny sometimes." he giggled. All the people dying around him had put him in a good mood. He liked it when the red water comes out.
"Why was that man trying to take his pants off?" Shane asked, "I know Celeste does that to Stephon sometimes. And then Maric usually tells me to go off and play somewhere. He says that's what boys do when there's a girl they like." he frowned, "But I'm not a girl, am I?"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 3, 2010 18:23:15 GMT -8
Grr...why that little brat of a... Then Brianna heard what Shane was talking about. Oh my...does this kid REALLY not know what that is!? "Uh...it's a bit of a...advanced way to show affection for someone you really like." She said, showing an easily seen-through grin. "As for why HE was doing that...well, sometimes people of the same gender can do that, too. However...for him, it's...I just can't explain it. For one thing, you're way too young to know the details, not to mention WAAAAAAAAAY too young for that other ten-year-old mentality tucked away in your mind to know, and for another thing...let's just say it was completely and totally W. R. O. N. G. WRONG for that idiot werewolf to try that. Good enough for ya?" If it's possible to break him more than he technically already IS broken...I'll be amazed. "Oh, and call me Brandon again, and YOU'RE. NEXT. FOR THE ACID RAIN."
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Post by Alastor on Nov 3, 2010 18:24:18 GMT -8
Deadpool, shrugged, still killing the zombies. "Figured he'd bleed out." He yelled back at his car. "OH SHIT." He saw even more zombies, this time low on bullets. He ran back to the Himmobile, shovving his sidekick in. He pressed a blue button reading 'in case of zombies, press this'. After he did, the Deadpoolmobile became the Zombie Killing Car of Deadpool.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 3, 2010 18:28:07 GMT -8
"What are you yelling about? EEK!" Brianna screamed as she was shoved on top of Shane, toppling to the other side of the back row when the car started to mow over zombies like yesterday's lawn. "Owww! For once, maybe you should watch it before flooring the gas pedal!" She said, rubbing her head in pain.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 3, 2010 18:34:16 GMT -8
"Us or being goth zombie uses!" He yelled, mowing over the Drowning Doom units as he put in a Black Sabbath CD.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 3, 2010 18:36:15 GMT -8
((BTW: ONLY thing I could think of ))
"Don't worry." Shane smiled innocently, "I understand."
"Brandon" he added under his breath, giggling madly.
All of a sudden he found himself underneath Brianna. The car lurched forwards.
"What's going on?" Shane asked, dazed. He looked out the window, "Zombies? Ohh." a smile crossed his face.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 3, 2010 18:40:33 GMT -8
((XD)) "Yea- Why is wolfboy bac- OH MY GOD." He barfed slightly in his mouth. He then turned to Shane, "You drive."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 3, 2010 18:44:54 GMT -8
Shane fumbled to take the wheel. "Alright." he chirped. He looked down at the pedals that were just about out of his reach. He grabbed the steering wheel and slid down so that he could press the pedals. The car lurched forward.
"Where are we going?" Shane called up, "I can't really see."
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Post by Alastor on Nov 3, 2010 18:49:02 GMT -8
"Uh... The land of rainbows."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 4, 2010 2:47:32 GMT -8
"THAT'S IT! Hijacking in progress!" Brianna said before climbing to the front and throwing Shane into the passenger seat, taking over the zombie-mowing. "Oh, and wolfy's gone and burned into the ground now, don't worry."
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 5, 2010 3:55:33 GMT -8
Shane gave a little cry as he was pushed out of the way.
"I thought I was doing a good job." he pouted, "It's not my fault I can't see over the steering wheel." He pushed himself up, looking through the window. His eyes widened as he realized that they were speedily hurtling towards a conveniently placed brick wall, "Oh..."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 5, 2010 5:54:02 GMT -8
"Then why did you try to drive, moron?" Brianna said, just now noticing the wall. "WAAAAAAAAAH!" She cried out, activating the handbrake, spinning the car out of control before stopping just barely before it. Her head was literally spinning after the vehicle came to a stop. "Let's go again...let's go again!" She said, extremely dazed and dizzy.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 5, 2010 6:03:39 GMT -8
The car then exploded, killing them all.
Deadpool woke up, looking around Hell. "Here again?" he said to himself, "Might as well get my sidekick and Shane..."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 5, 2010 6:05:46 GMT -8
Brianna was still dazed when she woke up, noticing her new surroundings. "Wha? BULLSHIT, the car stopped! WHY DID IT STILL BLOW UP!?"
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Post by Alastor on Nov 5, 2010 6:09:25 GMT -8
"Me." Yami Bakura told his current archenemy, appearing in front of her, "MIND CRUSH!"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 5, 2010 6:23:07 GMT -8
"Die monster-WHOZAWHAWHAT!? YOU!?" Brianna said before being Mind Crushed again. ((Cookie if you know the line I just used.)) "Wha...what's going on? And why is this place so scary?" Bri...er, Polite Brianna said, starting to get terrified.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 5, 2010 14:08:30 GMT -8
Shane blinked looking around, "Oh..." he frowned, "Did I win?"
He looked around, his suspicions confirmed by the fire and brimstone and the presence of Horatio Vartle.
"No," he sighed, "I'm in hell. It figures." he shrugged.
("That was intended as an insult wasn't it?" Ratio mumbled)
He blinked as Yami Bakura appeared.
"Hi Yami Barkua!" he chimed in, "Where's your friend?"
He frowned at Brianna. She was acting strange all of a sudden.
"Oh!" Shane's eyes lit up, "Do you have a split personality too? Ohh, tell me about your other side. Does she like to kill people too?"
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Post by Alastor on Nov 5, 2010 14:18:22 GMT -8
Yami Bakura mindcrushed the kid. "Creepy bastard."
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