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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 5, 2010 15:04:14 GMT -8
"K-kill people!?" Brianna asked, now a bit afraid of Shane. "Why would I do something horrible like that!?" She shrieked when Shane got Mind Crushed. "Wha-what did you do to him!?" She asked, running over to him and holding his Mind Crushed body up.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 5, 2010 19:59:23 GMT -8
"Well why wouldn't y-.." Shane stopped and promptly fell forwards as Yami Bakura crushed his mind.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 5, 2010 20:59:04 GMT -8
Brianna barely got Shane to his feet. "Why? Why would you do such as thing!? For all I know, that could kill him!" She said, a bit in tears from her Mind Crushed behavior.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 5, 2010 21:16:10 GMT -8
"...What? I'm fucking EVIL!" Yami Bakura told Brianna, "Now then... MIND SPILT!" he yelled targeting the two to create dopelgangers.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 6, 2010 4:38:08 GMT -8
"I...I guess that would e-explain it." Brianna said, terrified. Quick, just use that...thing you used before to help! Maybe it won't seem so scary now! "Uh...h-hold on one moment!" She took a moment to take out her PSP again, concentrated and then put it back. "IT'S...er, what was it again?" ((Cue pratfall by other characters)) "Oh, right. IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!" "T-Terra Power!" She stammered, but still made the transformation.
All of a sudden, Brianna could feel her spunky attitude returning. "YES! YES!" She said before taking out her new Keyblade. "Oh, this is deeeeeelicious! Alright, Clarence...I think I've figured this out now. You Mind Crush me and my normal side is flip-flopped...but my transformed side REMAINS THE OPPOSITE OF THAT! So, you Mind Crush me now, I'll just revert! But for now...I think you made a clone out of the me WHO CAN'T FIGHT!"
She almost demonstrated that fact by coming within an inch of decapitating the clone. "But...that would be inconsiderate of me." She said before extending her right arm to her clone...not realizing how freaking ironic that is. "Hi, I'm Normal Brianna. You're Cloned Polite Brianna, right? Nice to meet ya!"
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Post by Alastor on Nov 6, 2010 4:50:57 GMT -8
"Or are you the clone?" Bakura replied, "And your slight grip on reality has broke?" --- Deadpool, however, took over 4 of the 7 circles of hell looking for his sidekick and sidekick's sidekick.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 6, 2010 5:09:17 GMT -8
"Oh, I'm a clone alright. Of my brother. Hence the easy label of Opposite Sex Clone for me. You just made a clone of the clone...while the first clone was in a horrible split personality state that rarely ever comes into play. Hell, Skyblade should use that as a good plot point if he ACTUALLY WRITES OUR DAMN STORY!" Brianna said...kinda ticking me off. "Anyway...excuse me while one-half of your plan backfires." Brianna added before taking her clone's hand, putting her own Keyblade away and putting her left hand to the clone's forehead. "Talk about a Little Sister, huh? Now then..." A short burst of light appeared from her left hand, filling the clone temporarily with light.
"H-huh? Where...am I?" Polite Brianna said. "You're in...well, Hell apparently. BUT DON'T WORRY, you're not dead! I guess Clarence here must have just dragged us down...so I guess only I would count as dead. And, by the way, you're a clone of me, but I can't revert right now unless Clarence Mind Crushes me, so I'll be in my armor for a while." Polite Brianna's head was mentally spinning at what the original Brianna just said. "Wh-what?" She said, utterly confused. "Never mind. You know, if I do that with Clone Shane...Skyblade would make him HIS puppet by accident...and he just wouldn't do Shane justice there." Original Brianna said.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 6, 2010 11:47:29 GMT -8
Shane chuckled a little, "I'd like to see you try." he smirked, a playful look in his eyes. Then he went limp again. Remember? You're mind crushed.
I thought having a split personality took care of that. Shane thought back, As long as you're crazy and talk to yourself, you're safe from the antics of ancient egyptian spirits.
I think you're simplifying this too much.
Well, even so, one of us should have gotten crushed. Can it be you again.
No, you were the one in control.
Can it be you anyway? I was having fun!
No, we're both locked out for now.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 6, 2010 12:34:20 GMT -8
"W-what are we going to do about the other Shane?" Polite Brianna asked, nervous as hell...once again, ironic AS hell. "Idea!" Brianna light-bulbed. She performed the same Bioshock-style treatment on normal Shane...who was being moved around by Brianna now. "What the-get that crazy author and his clone out of me!" Shane shouted. "Pipe down, she'll be back in control in one moment." Brianna told him. Brianna made Shane's hands mimic the Bioshock-mind-revival maneuver on the cloned Shane, stealing the last part of the mind control from Yami Bakura. "Now, when it comes to Shane and his powers...prepare for trouble and make it double!" Brianna shouted before doing the trick herself on both Shane's at the same time, returning normal Shane control to his author and giving said author Clone Shane at the same time. "Hey Pichu! Got ya a birthday present, even if it isn't your birthday!" She shouted.
"How are...you two feeling now?" Polite Brianna asked.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 6, 2010 15:13:27 GMT -8
((Ehehe, as if I could ever control Shane. XD))
Shane blinked a few times, jolting back to life.
"Y-.. ye gods... that was..." he looked up, laying eyes upon what appeared to be... himself?
"Hi!" the second Shane chirped, smiling sweetly.
Shane blinked, "Well, we knew it would happen eventually." he sighed, putting his head back down, "Tell me when something interesting happens."
"You're going to sleep?" the second Shane asked, "Aww, why? Come on wake up."
Shane rubbed his eyes, sitting up. He looked up at Brianna, whichever one, "Am I really that annoying?" he asked.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 6, 2010 15:26:43 GMT -8
"Well, I wouldn't say annoying, but..." Polite Brianna tried to get out. "Totally! I mean, I dunno who's worse, you or me!" Normal Brianna answered, then looking at her polite self. "Well, you or normal me, anyway." "Umm, shouldn't we find a different way to name each other? I know you have to stay in that armor, since you can't Mind Crush Heal yourself...but just for convenience..." Polite Brianna suggested. "Yeah...the adjective to differentiate us will get old real quick. Plus, it's long as hel-I mean, just plain long." Normal Brianna replied. Resist the accidental pun, moron!
The two Briannas thought about it for a little while before thinking of some conclusions. "Maybe I can just be Brianna and you could be Terra? With the armor and all?" Polite Brianna thought of. "TERRA'S A BOY, you idiot! This isn't FF6 Terra we're talking about!" Normal Brianna replied. "...You picked him first to play as, and you're like him and Riku the most." Polite Brianna said, backing off a bit. "Plus, that's the only male Terra I know of...there's one in Teen Titans that's a girl." "And she's taking the name too literally. Plus, I'm the normal Brianna's personality, so I get dibs on normal name." "Then...what about me?" Polite Brianna asked. "Hmm...hey Shane-god damnit, I mean...well, either Shane, give me a name for her." Nor- "I GOT THE NORMAL NAME ALREADY, HELLO!" Brianna said.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 6, 2010 17:12:07 GMT -8
"How about Half-Mage?" second Shane chirped happily.
"That's our name." Shane glared at him, "Why, if I were so inclined, I'd gut you, you're so annoying." he blinked, a revelation hitting him, "Wait..." he said, "I'm... I don't have the urge to brutally murder you. What's going on?"
"Murder?" the second Shane's eyes lit up. A smile crossed his face.
"Oh I get it." Shane sighed, "As if that wasn't cliche enough, I've been split into two halves based on my two sides. One is the emotionally driven ten year old that remembered Wyatt and all that happened with him, and I'm the reason driven fourteen year old that forced himself to forget." he shrugged, "Just the fact that I'm able to come to that conclusion proves that." He looked at the other mage, "Maybe we should call you Half-Mage."
Half-Mage frowned, "But I thought you were the one that Maric and Celeste identified with. I'm more the Brotherhood's Shane."
Shane shrugged, "I think it works better that way." he looked at Brianna, "And as for you..."
"How about Rina?" Half-Mage piped up.
"Huh?"
"It's like Rianna without the aaaahhh."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 6, 2010 17:27:29 GMT -8
"I...guess that could work. What do you think?" Polite Brianna asked Brianna. "True...but you know what character's name sounds like that?" Brianna asked back. "...Who sounds like Rina?" "Rena." Brianna said solemnly. "...I think you lost me." "Need a picture? Here, I'll provide one." Brianna said before summoning said picture:
"Oh, heavens no!!" Polite Brianna screamed, remembering said Rena now. "Man, both of you Shanes are useless...hey, how about just Bri?" Brianna suggested. "...Isn't that just using their strategy and taking a fraction of our name?" Polite Brianna asked. "You'd rather the psychopath?" Brianna asked back. "NO NO, I'll take that! Bri will be fine!" The newly dubbed Bri said. "Besides, Gingkyo used that on us once, and it was kinda cute. Remember?" Brianna said. "Oh yes, of course. Sweet, little Gingkyo..." Bri said, smiling at her recent memory of Gingkyo.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 6, 2010 17:33:25 GMT -8
(Ehehe Higurashi! =3 Love that manga/anime/visual novel. My friend can do the Rena laugh. And actually there WAS a character named Rina in Higurashi. She was the on who was trying to extort money off of Rena's father))
"Oh.." Half-Mage lowered his arms, looking a little dejected.
"I'm not useless." Shane crossed his arms, "You had to use my naming scheme to come up with that. If I hadn't suggested Rina you'd have never thought of Bri."
"But I suggested it.." Half-Mage pouted.
"We're technically the same person." Shane pointed out, "It's the same thing."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 6, 2010 17:41:07 GMT -8
"Nah, it would've just taken longer to remember the Bri name. You just helped me figure that one out sooner." Brianna said, smirking from inside her helmet, not caring that Shane couldn't see it. "Just give him the credit, he's kind of right on that one." Bri pleaded. "Alright...fine, it was your idea, Shane. Happy now?" Brianna said, disappointed at admitting defeat. "Quite." Bri said, smiling. "So...where do we go from here?" "Find Deadpool and get the hell out of Hell, that's what." Brianna said. "ONWARD!" "W-where are we going? We're not gonna DESCEND more, are we?" Bri said, scared to go. "I've got this good old Keyblade Ranger power, those two have magic, and you...hmm...you can be a tactician, far away from the danger." Brianna said, her battle plan ready. "I can do that, I suppose." Bri replied. "Now...again, ONWARD!" Brianna shouted, walking in a random direction leading downward.
((Edit: HOLY SHIT, scrolling down to look over my new post made me jump seeing the Rena pic I just linked. XDDDD))
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Post by Alastor on Nov 7, 2010 8:57:07 GMT -8
Deadpool walked up behind Bakura and shot him alive. "Boom goes the Dynamite."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 7, 2010 9:04:43 GMT -8
Red=Brianna, Blue=Bri for now. Cause I like the colors like that. And cause I feel like being a bit lazy with narration for these. ;D
DEADPOOL! WINS! How ya doing, buddy? EEP! Wh-where did you come from!? Don't think you wanna know. Now then, let's get outta here! Uh...ri-right. I'll just...stick close to you...with your armor and Keyblade and all... Anyway...this is my new clone, Bri. Shane's new clone is also known as Half-Mage. *Tiny wave* H-hi.
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Post by Alastor on Nov 7, 2010 9:06:43 GMT -8
"I SMELL SPINOFF!" Deadpool yelled, holding up a photo of Headpool.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 7, 2010 9:07:40 GMT -8
"Wait..." Half-mage said, staring at Deadpool's narration, "How do you shoot someone alive?"
"It's because we're already dead." Shane replied, "Wait.. how did you..."
"I just read his narration." Half-Mage replied.
"But you can't..." Shane stammered.
"I'm the cloud coocoolander, I can do whatever I want." Half-Mage grinned.
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 7, 2010 9:11:49 GMT -8
The cloud coocoo-whozawhawhat? Maybe that just means he's crazy... Makes perfect sense to me! Hey, wait. The hell is Headpool? *covers eyes* Please, don't show me it!
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Post by Alastor on Nov 7, 2010 9:16:42 GMT -8
"My Marvel Zombies universe counterpart!"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 7, 2010 9:22:19 GMT -8
Oh. Now THAT'S a badass zombie! Wha-he's a...*sees Headpool* WAH! *runs behind Brianna* A z-z-zombie Deadpool!? Get the picture away! Damn...good thing I'm normal again. I don't think my mind could withstand acting like her. Uh, no offense of course! N-none taken! Just...help me, please! *sigh* Alright...just calm down, Bri.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 7, 2010 9:33:35 GMT -8
Shane blinked, "Is that a..."
"Zombie!" Half-Mage's eyes flashed, and suddenly he let loose a burst of fire that consumed headpool.
Shane stared in horror, "Wh-.. what did you..."
"The dead have no right to walk in the realm of the living." Half-Mage's eyes were bright with anger, "The dead are a disrespect to life, let them burn in the depths of hell."
"Well.." Shane looked around, "Not too far off acutally."
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Post by Alastor on Nov 7, 2010 9:34:24 GMT -8
"He's just a head! And he doesn't eat humans anymore! I think..." Deadpool said, throwing his photo a way. "NOW TO THE DEADPOOLCAVE! WE HAVE A TAPE TO WATCH!"
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 7, 2010 9:36:22 GMT -8
"Tapes?" Half-mage chirped, looking rather excited, "I like tapes!"
"Err.." Shane hesitated, "What exactly are going to be on these ah... tapes?"
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 7, 2010 9:40:27 GMT -8
MOVIE! *teleports to the cave* NO! D-don't leave me alone with them! *sniff*
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Post by Alastor on Nov 7, 2010 9:42:30 GMT -8
"I dunno. Guy who hired us to kill the vampires gave it to me." Deadpool said, putting it in the VCR, "GODDAMMIT IT'S THE TAPE FROM THE RING."
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Post by Brandon Skyblade on Nov 7, 2010 9:50:15 GMT -8
T-THE RING!? (Seven days...) WAAAAH! *hides behind Brianna again* Get it away! G-get it away! Great...I'm ACTUALLY insane, but my other half is as mentally vulnerable as a three year old. I don't care! *rips tape out of VCR and smashes it, then panting* I-i-it's d-done...
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Post by Alastor on Nov 7, 2010 9:54:43 GMT -8
*Seven days later* Deadpool and his crew sit in front of the TV, backed to the bone with weapons.
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Post by Darth Pichu on Nov 7, 2010 10:06:53 GMT -8
Half-Mage blinked, "Seven days is..." he counted in his fingers a couple times, "This many, right?" he held up ten fingers.
Shane rolled his eyes, "No." he said flatly, "What exactly is seven days anyway?"
"Dunno, but it involves weapons." Half-Mage grinned, "Is it christmas today?"
"We're polytheistic." Shane pointed out.
"I want it to be christmas!"
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